LOL!

He keeps having dreams that I become this obnoxious,

self-centered woman who likes (and gladly allows) strange men to play with my boobs!

HAHAHA!

:biggrin:

Even when I was thin, I was never like this!

He knew me back then, too.

I keep telling him that this is absurd.

This is not who I am and all that.

But he's been having dreams like this for a week now.

This is a man who has never been insecure.

We aren't fighting or anything,

but it's so strange that it's starting to really affect him.

So now starts the reassuring process...

Maybe he just needs a little, um, "attention..." :biggrin:

Maybe he just needs a little, um, "attention..." :laugh:

LOL!

Okay, yeah...I'll try that.

:biggrin:

Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

See, I wasn't gonna say anything,

but I'm actually volunteering them.

I'm like, "Wanna touch 'em? Are you sure?

They are sooo awesome!"

I go back and forth between that and

offering my autograph.

I mean...it's the least I can do, right?

:w00t:

I think that's funny. My hubby says he's going to lock me in a closet when I lose all my weight and just take me out at playtime......

I think that some men, even ones that have never been insecure before, get to thinking about it too much and become somewhat nervous over having a "new wife".

LOL, That is just too funny! Poor guy. I hope his mind quits messing with him and he starts to get some better sleep. We are all kinda having a little laugh at his feelings, but only in a good way.:w00t:

LOL, That is just too funny! Poor guy. I hope his mind quits messing with him and he starts to get some better sleep. We are all kinda having a little laugh at his feelings, but only in a good way.:thumbup:

Oh, I'm laughing to his face. LOL

He smirks and pretends to be upset but he knows it's silly.

He also knows that the good out weighs the "bad".

Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

I almost ruined my laptop when I blew milk out of my nose just now. Toooo funny!

To the OP: my hubs hasn't had any nightmares yet, but he sure seems more insecure about things now. He keeps saying how afraid he is that I'll leave him for some 20-something year old guy once I lose my weight. I'm like, "Excuse me, but I've invested too much time and energy training YOU - why on EARTH would I want to start over with a younger one who hasn't even learned how to pick up his own socks yet?!" LOL...well, at least it makes him laugh! :thumbup: :thumbup: