I am a banded, self pay, motivated member of this forum. I love the positive attitude of many of the great people here. There are some really remarkable successes and some really motivating works in progress. I look for the names that post with true experience and a logical, sane attitude as to what they are doing.

But I have now changed my attitude.

What I want is a magic piece of plastic.

I want it to peel 100 pounds off of me without work.

I don't want to have to keep going to the gym daily for an hour or two and sweating my ass off, bored to death, listening to the same old motivating music on a hamster machine.

I don't want to have to go to the store and buy veggies and meat. I want to drive up, tell someone what I want, and get it in a nice bag that I can eat on my way to get ice cream.

I want to go to the doctor each month and get a magic shot that will peel another 20 pounds off me before I get home.

I want to make MILK shakes, with toppings and whipped cream. I don't want to have to add Protein and fruit.

Isn't this what the magic plastic will do for me?

I paid for magic plastic. When will it start working?

Fill me. Fill me. That will fix it.

I just want to be thin.

And I what to be thin now!!!

TJ

TJ, I'm just seeing this now. I actually chuckled reading it somewhat because I sensed the facetious tone of the post. It can get frustrating being patient waiting for it this weight to come off when we're busting out butts so hard though :-)! I have no doubt you'll lose that additional 100!!

Glad you're okay and I was right in thinking you were being a smart a$$ LOL!