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> > >> Subject: AAADD - Do you have it?

> > >>

> > >>

> > >> A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

> > >> This is how it manifests:

> > >>

> > >> I decide to Water my garden.

> > >>

> > >> As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and

> decide

> > >> it needs washing.

> > >>

> > >> As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the

> porch

> > >> table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

> > >>

> > >> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

> > >>

> > >> I lay the car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the

> garbage

> > >> can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

> > >>

> > >> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the

> >garbage

> > >> first.

> > >>

> > >> But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take

>

> >out

> > >> the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

> > >>

> > >> I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one

> check

> > >> left.

> > >>

> > >> My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the

> house

> >to

> > >> my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

> > >>

> > >> I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke

> >aside

> > >> so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is

> > >> getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to

> keep

> > >> it cold.

> > >>

> > >> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the

> > >> counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

> > >>

> > >> I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading

> glasses

> > >> that I've been searching for all morning.

> > >>

> > >> I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to

> >water

> > >> the flowers.

> > >>

> > >> I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with

> water

> > >> and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen

> >table.

> > >>

> > >> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for

>

> >the

> > >> remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I

> >decide

> > >> to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the

> > >> flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it

> spills

> > >> on the floor.

> > >>

> > >> So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and

> wipe

> >up

> > >> the spill.

> > >>

> > >> Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to

> do.

> > >>

> > >> At the end of the day:

> > >>

> > >> * the car isn't washed

> > >> * the bills aren't paid

> > >> * there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

> > >> * the flowers don't have enough water

> > >> * the floor is soaked

> > >> * there is still only one check in my check book

> > >> * I can't find the remote

> > >> * I can't find my glasses

> > >> * I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

> > >> * The yard is flooded

> > >>

> > >> Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really

> > >> baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really

> tired. I

> > >> realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for

>

> >it,

> > >> but first I'll check my e-mail.

> > >>

> > >> Do me a favor, will you?

> > >>

> > >> Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember

> to

> > >> whom it has been sent.

> > >> Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

> > >>

> > >> GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.

> > >> GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

> > >> LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

> > >>

> > >>

>

> OH, BUT WE HAVE FUN GETTING "OLD" OR ADVANCED IN YEARS !!!!

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