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BethFromVA

By BethFromVA, in Rants & Raves

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ThePoolGirl    1

ThePoolGirl
Posted

So how do you want your doctor to help you get pregnant? Mount you? They might charge more for that. Just sayin'...

Phew, dodged a bullet there! That IS included in my 5 grand. :o

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JENNIFER7375    3

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i dont feel good and my stomach hurts. i'm only a week post op. it couldn't be from the bag of cheetos i just ate could it? anyone? please answer soon or i will be forced to keep posting useless updates on this thread until someone pays some attention to me.

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SummerAgain    0

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I wholeheartedly apologize for intruding on your thread but I HAVE to comment somewhere....I just...have to.

Because...because there are no words..... I mean.....really, no words. :thumbup:

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ThePoolGirl    1

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Snicker, snicker. Cheetos are evil.

So, do fruit flies have any carbs? One fell in my tea and I'm considering drinking it. I'm hungry, dammit. Don't judge me!

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ThePoolGirl    1

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Well, that's what I was thinking but wanted to be sure. Are you sure? Really? What about the wings? They seem a bit carb-like to me. Should I just drink the tea anyway? I do like to live on the edge. :thumbup:

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Carrie_C    9

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So did WE leave you speechless, or somebody else? Somebody eat a side of beef three hours post-op?

How did you know I did that???

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Carrie_C    9

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Well, that's what I was thinking but wanted to be sure. Are you sure? Really? What about the wings? They seem a bit carb-like to me. Should I just drink the tea anyway? I do like to live on the edge. :thumbup:

No, all carbs are off limit. Once you get the band you can't ever have another carb again. EVER.

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ThePoolGirl    1

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Let the fruit Fly Fiesta begin then! I have NO band. I'm just doing my pre-op. Whoo Hoooo, more bugs for me!:thumbup:

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Carrie_C    9

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Well why didn't you say that? OF COURSE you can have it on your preop diet. Don't you know you can have anything during preop? What does preop mean anyways? Sounds like some kind of soap opera to me.

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