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BethFromVA

By BethFromVA, in Rants & Raves

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BethFromVA    5

BethFromVA
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Darn, but my sister's husband's cousin's granny said I couldn't get VD if I had a band. Did she lie?????

Yes. Yes, I'm afraid she did.

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ThePoolGirl    1

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It's VD, dear. >tsk tsk<

I think they are pox. You got them from those freaking chicken strips. (Or the kinky feather thing. I really don't want to know. Well, okay. Send me a PM with pics)

Scratch the pox. It's good that they spread. More scabs to play with when you're bored. It'll keep you from eating :o.

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BethFromVA    5

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You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

Ooooh, got any juicy PMs you can share here too??? :o

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kcmagu    3

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You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

Don't forget my pornography! If I'm going to get kicked off - I want a good story to go along with it!

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ThePoolGirl    1

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You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

Ah, Carrie was here the night of the now infamous "We all hate her" thread. But I think there were only 99 total threads...100 would be excessive.

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ThePoolGirl    1

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Ooooh, got any juicy PMs you can share here too??? :biggrin:

That is enough about the juicy BMs. I start liquids tomorrow! That is just plain rude and not very supportive.

Oh, my bad. P not B

Never mind :o

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kcmagu    3

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Ah, Carrie was here the night of the now infamous "We all hate her" thread. But I think there were only 99 total threads...100 would be excessive.

......Hate me? everbody hates me?.........(head hangs low in sadness)

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Carrie_C    9

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Don't forget my pornography! If I'm going to get kicked off - I want a good story to go along with it!

You got pornography?? I thought we had to give that up when we got the band???

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ThePoolGirl    1

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Hey I want an I hate me thread about me. How do I get one??? Does it come with the band???

Okay, do something really stooopid. Then post that activity on the boards. Ask for support. Beg people to respond. Post again until you get 22 other idiots who agree with your stoooopidity. Hello new Thread.

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Carrie_C    9

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......Hate me? everbody hates me?.........(head hangs low in sadness)

Yes, yes we do. I think it's because we are all fat. We get to blame everything we do on being fat.

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ThePoolGirl    1

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......Hate me? everbody hates me?.........(head hangs low in sadness)

Honey, I'm just so freakingly jealous of those mushrooms.... I bought a lemon tree (the whole, huge tree...not some dinky plant) and well, nada. Just what kind of Water and plant food did you use??!?!

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BethFromVA    5

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You got pornography?? I thought we had to give that up when we got the band???

Really? I'm just getting started. Hey, I just hike my fleshy apron up and HELLO, BOYS! :o

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