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No but low fat vanilla frozen yogurt with full fat caramel is ok

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Crap! But I read on here that if you eat full-fat everything and never use sugar-free, your band will erode in 2 days. It happened to my friend's sister I think.

Well, new plan for brekky then: French toast with cream cheese filling, strawberries that have been soaking in wine, powdered sugar, Syrup and a side of waffles. I'll follow up with turkey sausage to cancel out all that other stuff. And to drink: lasagna broth

You see, I'm new to this band stuff. I'm still learning what erodes what, what'll cause slipping, and what combos of fat, sugar, and marshmallow will keep me healthy. Thanks for the help!

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left out essential protein

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Listen, I just thought you all should know that I just checked my Shorts drawer one last time before bed, and KC was STILL in there.

But THIS time she was wearing a pair of my very best silks on her head, she had a boom-box, and she was doing the Macarena.

I'm gonna need extra Talc now.....

Good Night.

HH

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HH

It would be best if you just walk away and start a new life someplace else.

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Listen, I just thought you all should know that I just checked my Shorts drawer one last time before bed, and KC was STILL in there.

But THIS time she was wearing a pair of my very best silks on her head, she had a boom-box, and she was doing the Macarena.

I'm gonna need extra Talc now.....

Good Night.

HH

HH, honey, Talc is not all you're gonna need....:blink: Our KC is a very, well, um, dirty gal....

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And....

I heard that if you do the Macarena with shorts on your head, you will lose weight. If said shorts are clean, your band will slip. If dirty, well, your band is still gonna slip but you gotta admit it was more fun that way.

TPG

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typos typos typos urghh late night

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Wow - girl goes to save some lives and ya all just let loose

Listen, I just thought you all should know that I just checked my Shorts drawer one last time before bed, and KC was STILL in there.

But THIS time she was wearing a pair of my very best silks on her head, she had a boom-box, and she was doing the Macarena.

I'm gonna need extra Talc now.....

Good Night.

HH

Only there because you locked me in. If those were your best - you need to go shopping. You also need to see your DR. about the uhh leakage.

HH, honey, Talc is not all you're gonna need....:blink: Our KC is a very, well, um, dirty gal....

wow - girl - stop spreading your venomous lies - I am as fresh and clean as the new fallen snow

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I think I need some protection!

You know Monkey - for a nanner sucking, knuckle dragging, flea-ridden mongrel - you're statements to the lasagna eaters and lovers were very profound - almost Enlightened. Kuddos!

Can somebody provide a link to this much-touted blended Pasta thread? I feel like I'm missing out.

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I've had two mojitos and I'm trying to cut fabric for a sewing project. Thinkin' that's a bad idea. :)

mojitos are never ever a bad idea!! use them to chase your possum lasagna

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But my sister's husband's cousin's half brother's girlfriend told me I could eat anything pureed in a blender as long as I drink it standing on my head. Is that wrong?

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
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