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WHO is outbidding me? I'll RUIN that person for LBT.

And did they offer a skunk AND an "o"possum? Huh HUH?

You know you want the skunk.

Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

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Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

Kitty eating huh?

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There are just too many instructions and rules with this band! Beth, maybe you should write a book.

I am not sure if I should get a band, anybody? Suggestions? Anybody felt like this before????

Well, the major think you HAFTA know is to blow off your surgeon's suggestions. No, really. What I have found out(outlined above) is golden. Trust me on it. Those surgeon's don't know crap.

As for the band, eh, give it a try. I have already decided if mine doesn't stop all these chips and ice cream binges, I'm just going to move it south and have them use it to tighten my va-jay-jay. Then I'll order my own needles off of eBay so I can self-fill and really give the hubby a thrill.

I heard this one chick did it after he was in and they were stuck like dogs. She lost the needle and couldn't un-fill, and they had to call the EMTs out. The poor guy lost all circulation "down there" and it turned black and they had to amputate. However, they were able to leave his "jewels" intact. It's quite a sight to see.

So, warning to the wise -- if you go this route, be very, very careful. Unless the guy is a jerk, and then what the hell.

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WHO is outbidding me? I'll RUIN that person for LBT.

I'm not tellin', but I'll give you a clue:

He wears Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and a Madonna cone bra, a pink wig, and he's rather creepy. 'Course my brother has NO idea what he's in for... good thing I hate him.

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Waitaminnit... KC? Who let you out of your cage?? Was it that damned Monkey again? I swear, if I have to get my cattle prod out AGAIN today, there's gonna be hell to pay!!

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Well, the major think you HAFTA know is to blow off your surgeon's suggestions. No, really. What I have found out(outlined above) is golden. Trust me on it. Those surgeon's don't know crap.

As for the band, eh, give it a try. I have already decided if mine doesn't stop all these chips and ice cream binges, I'm just going to move it south and have them use it to tighten my va-jay-jay. Then I'll order my own needles off of eBay so I can self-fill and really give the hubby a thrill.

I heard this one chick did it after he was in and they were stuck like dogs. She lost the needle and couldn't un-fill, and they had to call the EMTs out. The poor guy lost all circulation "down there" and it turned black and they had to amputate. However, they were able to leave his "jewels" intact. It's quite a sight to see.

So, warning to the wise -- if you go this route, be very, very careful. Unless the guy is a jerk, and then what the hell.

You mean you can have it put it down there too? Woo Hoo! My guy would love that! I am going to call my surgeon!

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rrooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

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rrooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

Uh oh, her multiple personalities are showing! Now she thinks she is some kind of animal! If you are using a cattle prod, shouldn't she say MOOOO?

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Ok you wild women I have a small sliver of a life...ie need to do laundry...so I'm going to drink a Protein Shake for lunch, contemplate the band "down there" (novel idea that; I always thought of "necklace" as the sole alternative) and wonder who on the board wears a Madonna cone bra and a pink wig.

Play nice.

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who on the board wears a Madonna cone bra and a pink wig.

Seriously, Monkey, you have to think about it?? You're a bit off your game there...

Play nice.

Where's the fun in that? :thumbup:

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If your surgeon doesn't love you, find another.

I'm assuming you're using "love" instead of another verb?

Careful, KC could throw in her kitty eating boa!

Hey, you just described my Friday nights.

He wears Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and a Madonna cone bra, a pink wig, and he's rather creepy.

ta-DA!

How dare you asses start this without telling me. You are all dead to me. Now I'm off to "pull a Carradine", if ya know whut I mean.

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Plain, plain plain

to pull a phrase from an OLD dionne warwick song...

"How can I love you when you aint around"

And yes, you can substitue love for another verb. anytime.

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How dare you asses start this without telling me. You are all dead to me. Now I'm off to "pull a Carradine", if ya know whut I mean.

You're going to do kung fu out west?

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Ahhh, Mr. Bo Peep ruffly panties and Madonna cone bra himself.

Monkey, I'm still SO disappointed in you for not figuring him out sooner.

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