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Just called the #, the girl thought I was crazy when I asked to be put on hold, I heard her tell someone, why are we being asked to be put on hold??? How many of you have been calling today???

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I Just called and they refused to put me on hold. She sounded pretty upset..

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I am so excited look at me, I lost the weight permantly, Adjustable and Reversible, it changed my life once and for all.............take control of your obestiy and your life at Texas Laproscopy Center!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and you'll get TLC at TLC......

Ha ha ha....that's the one....what a freaking hoot! The lyrics alone don't do it justice. Priceless!

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BubbaMe20022003,

I'm so sorry that they rejected your request. They called me before and asked me to stop having people call to be put on hold. Their phone system has been under seige since I posted this along with the people at my office who continue to call it. Put ME on hold for a half hour will they........I'll fix their ass I will.

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Paybacks I tell you. Oh well maybe some other day when they least expect it..

For now You have them working those phones..:)

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Did I not predict they'd be mad?!! You guys are cracking me up. There's got to be a way to hear this without calling and asking to be put on hold! Bobalooey, you are such a rubble-rouser!

Wait, Kelly, you were/are on WHAT Commercial?!! Do tell!!

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What I should probably do is record the on-hold music to a digital file and post it here on the site for people to click on in order to hear it. It just dawned on me that I have to visit that Dr. on the 27th of this month for my first fill and I probably don't want him pissed off at me when I'm there with a syringe stuck in my belly.

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What I should probably do is record the on-hold music to a digital file and post it here on the site for people to click on in order to hear it. It just dawned on me that I have to visit that Dr. on the 27th of this month for my first fill and I probably don't want him pissed off at me when I'm there with a syringe stuck in my belly.

Good thought. I always knew you were a smart feller. :)

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Kellymoos,

You are in that commercial???? :rolleyes

I was only kidding....its a masterpiece!

Did you by any chance provide the ...gulp....music?

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I am on the commericals for Dr Spiegel!!! I was banded by him in 2003..so I am an older bandster:-)

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Damn, why didn't I just tell the post office it was an electric tooth brush? DOH!

I'm calling but the number's busy. The fact we're tying up the lines is funny enough!

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Better yet--Let the world now exactly what you're sending to your loved (and perhaps not so loved) ones. As a general habit I make sure to label any package I'm sending out with its' exact contents with A LARGE BLACK FELT PEN.

For Example--I labeled my Best Friends 40 birthday Package as such:

CONTENTS: 1 Tru-Touch Life Like Look-A-Like Blow Up Brad Pitt Doll with Extra- Extra Large Member attached.

I find that the UPS man/woman get a huge charge out of this.

To hell with discrete brown packaging.

I also sign for UPS stuff with the Name Sally Lipschitz or Buckfutz--

Small amusements for a small mind

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Put ME on hold for a half hour will they........I'll fix their ass I will.

What are you, the Lap Banded Yoda? Eat tiny bites, I will. Sip and not gulp I shall. Productive burps I won't.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

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