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Ask him what he does while eating cheetos!

Oh lordy, do I even want to know??

I'm getting Ray Stevens flashbacks, "It's Me Again, Margaret"...

'it's me again, Margaret...

(evil laughter)

they got me, Margaret

you ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that

but I'll miss you

(more evil laughter)

and when I get out, Margaret

I'm going to come over there with an egg beater

and a live chicken, and some peach preserves!

we'll have a good old time, Margaret!

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Plain,

I knew you confederates had secret underwear it was just getting you to crack, get it, crack???

It's to throw the bad guys off the "scent." Get it? Scent? Odor? Poo-poo undies? :thumbup:

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It's to throw the bad guys off the "scent." Get it? Scent? Odor? Poo-poo undies? :thumbup:

Precisely the reason I'll only wear brown colored undies.

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With camo skid marks so as not to out you? :thumbup:

I've looked for cammo undies, but I couldn't find any.

*Zing!*

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I've looked for cammo undies, but I couldn't find any.

*Zing!*

Oooh, that's a stinker. Like poo-poo undies. (Okay, anybody getting the Young Frankenstein stuff here?) lol

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I get Young Frankenstein but not the Ray Stevens flashback, is it cause I'm a Yankee?

Well, there's lots of stuff going against ya cuz you're a yankee, but you're pretty cool (get it?), so you get a pass. :thumbup:

Then again, who am I to talk? Born in Michigan, lived most of my life in Texas, and now in Virginny...

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I don't believe that I beat anyone over the head with the bible. I state what God has to say on the issues.

No, you beat people over the head with your interpretation of what you think God says.

Nancy, what you say is spot on. People don't come to lbt to be preached at, and that is what appears to be happening in this thread. If they want to hear a sermon, they will go to church.

My feeling is that if your only argument is "because God said so" then you don't have much of an argument.

It's not my comparison, it's theirs. I hope that makes sense.

It's still asinine and therefore not worth repeating.

the fact is that marriage is not a Constitutionally protected right. It just isn't. If it was, there wouldn't be ANY restrictions on it whatsoever, and we all know there are. I don't say this to piss you off, it's just the facts.

The Supreme Court of CA disagrees with you. They say marriage is a fundamental right and that's why they struck down the original initiative.

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