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OMG, you guys SO made me do this. Snorting, crying, dying laughing.

Paula, I really, really wanted to post this to your thread, but I didn't want to steal your lil' dumplin's thunder.

Anyone else brave enough to show us YOUR dance recital? Penni? HUH?

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OMG - LISA!!! You are precious! Its that headpiece... its bigger then your head!

goodness, Im gonna have to do some diggin to find mine. But I will!

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Oh my gosh!! That is just too hilarious! No wonder you ended up in Vegas!!! You fit right in! Thanks for that, it is just lovely!

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I look like a toothless drunken hooker with dirty knees.

Lisa you crack me up! LOL Great picture

I never did any dance recital, I didnt wear my first dress until my junior prom, I was the tom boy type, but I can post my first little league picture

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Lisa,

You look soooo cute. Actually you look like one of those kids, if you remember from the Our Gang series.

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OMG, you guys SO made me do this. Snorting, crying, dying laughing.

Paula, I really, really wanted to post this to your thread, but I didn't want to steal your lil' dumplin's thunder.

Anyone else brave enough to show us YOUR dance recital? Penni? HUH?

We didn't do dance recitals or anything like that. Mom was raising us herself and she didnt' have the extra money. BOO HOO!! You sure do look cute though. LOVE that pic.

I will try to post something of my "distant YUTE" (think Joe Pesci in the movie he plays a lawyer with Marisa Tomei as his girlfriend).

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That is a cute picture. I thought is was the little Gal from Our Gang.

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You do not look like a toothless drunken hooker! You look like a cute little girl having a great time in her dance recital! Was that a ballet recital?

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I've got tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. Anyone care to guess what song we did for this ballet recital? It's as if they new DeLarla was yet to come. Sing with me......

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and.....something about it's alarming how charming I feel.....

Penni, Liana only spent the money on dance because she wanted to shock the town by putting hooker make up on us. My sister was in the class, too. We were the only ones wearing make-up, so all the mothers wanted their kids to stay away from us. That's how I see it. We didn't get the pretty white gloves or the ribbons up our legs like the rest of the class. She wouldn't spend the money.

It's so old that there was no color film yet. Those costumes were turqoise.

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