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snickers does well in a blender...it's called a Blizzard if you add ice cream.

altho i rarely went there, i am sad the DQ here closed. they would have done better with a drive thru.

***for rent*** 2 lightsabres, one red and one blue. perfect for jousting. $100/ hr.

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Hey miztr... my neighbor might be interested. I showed him your post. He said he'll send you a PM later, as he is busy at work at the Deathstar today. He's a frequent traveler.

Anyway, back on subject:

Thanks all for you fat suggestions and Protein. I did follow up the evening with the two hams (thanks WASa!) and I topped it off by eating an entire cake. I used Butter Flavor Crisco as the frosting.

D-Lishus!!

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Hey miztr... my neighbor might be interested. I showed him your post. He said he'll send you a PM later, as he is busy at work at the Deathstar today. He's a frequent traveler.

Anyway, back on subject:

Thanks all for you fat suggestions and Protein. I did follow up the evening with the two hams (thanks WASa!) and I topped it off by eating an entire cake. I used Butter Flavor Crisco as the frosting.

D-Lishus!!

Butter flavored lard is much better. Top with chocolate shavings and M&Ms for decoration.

You have to be careful, the M&Ms kinda slip and slide around in the lard so eat quickly.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

Froggi, you're starting to make me more than a little nervous! *slowly starts backing towards door*

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

EWW, bad Froggi!!!

tyvm for the sleeve explanation, Ms. Wasa. Is that instead of a band or in addition to?

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EWW, bad Froggi!!!

tyvm for the sleeve explanation, Ms. Wasa. Is that instead of a band or in addition to?

Instead of a band. I had my band removed and got a sleeve.

My stomach is the size of a short cigar now, eventually it will be the size of a small banana.< /p>

No Ghrelin... means NO hunger feeling at all for anywhere from two years to forever. I will not experience hunger.

Lowest complications long term than bands, sleeves, or bypass.

Better and faster weight loss than banding, 5 year stats are pretty close to bypass but just not as fast.

No sliming or getting stuck due to restriction.

No aftercare!!!!! NONE!

Best thing I ever did.

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mmmm just had me some whiskey mixed with some chocolate chips and gravy all on top of a bucket full of mashed taters with raw beef (mmm protein)

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Instead of a band. I had my band removed and got a sleeve.

My stomach is the size of a short cigar now, eventually it will be the size of a small banana.

No Ghrelin... means NO hunger feeling at all for anywhere from two years to forever. I will not experience hunger.

Lowest complications long term than bands, sleeves, or bypass.

Better and faster weight loss than banding, 5 year stats are pretty close to bypass but just not as fast.

No sliming or getting stuck due to restriction.

No aftercare!!!!! NONE! Best thing I ever did.

Very interesting; thanks for the info! I'm sure you're now wishing you had DS tho, huh?!? :lol: You could clear malls, stores, movie theaters, etc. Poor you!

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Very interesting; thanks for the info! I'm sure you're now wishing you had DS tho, huh?!? :o You could clear malls, stores, movie theaters, etc. Poor you!

Each and every time a sale hits at Dillards I KICK myself for not getting DS! I sooo want to stink up the place.

Yes, sleeves are an interesting procedure. I wasn't ready for it when I was banded, I wanted reversible. Thing is, your perspective changes at goal, you'd give your right arm and stinky DS farts for permanent. I feel very confident that I have permanent now.

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I just ate a pack of pumpkin seeds. Will I grow baby pumpkins in my pouch?

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When I was growing up, my neighbor ate a watermelon and grew a baby in her tummy!

Well, that's what she tried to tell me anyway.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

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