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Barney Stinson has a theory about women... the hotter they are, the crazier they are allowed to be.

How I met your mother is one of the best-written shows on network TV. And Barney Stinson is my hero.

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Totally agree, fat content does not matter, danger of chemicals does not matter, nothing matters. Eat as you wish, it's alllllll good!

That is absolutely right. That is why I just ate an entire bag of popcorn, washed it down with 3 Mountain Dews and will be having a box of girl scout Cookies with an Ex Lax chaser! :)

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lmfao ex lax chaser LOL

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That is absolutely right. That is why I just ate an entire bag of popcorn, washed it down with 3 Mountain Dews and will be having a box of girl scout Cookies with an Ex Lax chaser! :embaressed_smile:

As long as you make SURE to do the exlax chaser, you will be fine.

My doctor said so.

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ima do 5 ex lax chasers :embaressed_smile:

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Well if your doctor said so, it must be right. I don't need to ask my doctor anything. mmmm Girl Scout Cookies. Where are those Girl Scouts when you need them?!

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mmmm I just atr 2 tubs of black raspberry chocolate chunk ice cream!!!! It has to be okay it's mushieeeeeeee

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I love u guys...i had to stop reading because it was hurting to hard to laugh....

It hurts me to laugh as well, after I crammed those last two hams in I'm pretty sure I busted out my staples but that's okay, I can eat more now.

On to ham #3!

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Mmmm I am drinking a caramel chocolate homemade milkshake...it's only 64oz :angry:

I'm going to use it to wash down this loaf of bread and turkey!

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Butter solid is a mushie butter melted in a liquid either way you are fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee butter will melt in your tummy no worries

How about eating some more tubs

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Ewwwww - a tub of butter!!! Gross!

Wasa - I'm fed-exing you a birthday cake or two. Fav flavor(s)?

Please don't forget the 1M calorie Burger King bkfst monstrosity with 3 large orange juices! That would be tasty in a blender!

(I'm pre-surgery so unfortunately I can still eat a lot. Moo)

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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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