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ohhhh... i want DS not for the wet and smelly farts, but for the malnourishment!! :)

You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better! :lol:

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You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better! :lol:

:lol: I can't even fatham why they want to do that to themselves, DSers that is. But of course I am sure there are probably some people that use their band like that. :)

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I'd say. :)

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Some people just have some crazy stinky shit.

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You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better! :)

And I think its a proven fact that malnourishment affects people's brains too.....just saying.

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I posted a few days back and it got lost with a bunch of other posts, I will repost for anyone to post too if they chose....Do DS'ers have bowel movement everytime they eat???? Does it move through that fast???

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I haven't even got WLS yet and I've found a potassium tablet in my poop. They are coated and sometimes they don't dissolve like they are supposed to.

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Not that this is any defense, but a normal human body, one without any WLS would have a hard time digesting 38 pills a day... that's just crazy!!!

Still, it is very gross... and yes, it does make me love my band even more. I couldn't imagine having to go through that daily regemine of that many pills... oye vey!

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