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This thread is going to be sooo inappropriate!

WASaBubbleButt

By WASaBubbleButt, in Rants & Raves

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WASaBubbleButt    41

WASaBubbleButt
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Not to kill off the Fedex man, who, after all is just the messenger, you might need to wrap that envelope with farts in it with a lot of perfumed paper (or sweet spots or whatever that product the DS people use to kill the stench in their bathrooms.)

This thread is killin me. I can't laugh...port pain is still there, but if I hold my tummy I can giggle at all this....:thumbup:

What I can't believe is that a thread about farts and poops is 20 pages long! HA!

I wrote in the opening post that I felt like a child writing this but it is pretty darn funny. ;o)

I think we need more examples of how DS farts are beneficial to the person or society. Never know, we might have future DSers reading. ;o))))

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BJean    16

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Feel sorry for the police officer, huh?

An acquaintance of mine who had a surgery that left her with the dumping syndrome drove home one day (out in the country, 20 minutes from town) and her big ice cream sundae dessert for lunch kicked in. She had no choice, she pooped her pants. Said it was pure-de-awful and knew it was all over the car seat under her. She was so anxious to get home and so preoccupied that she didn't see the little highway patrol man on the side of the road holding the radar gun.

Yep. She was speeding. He pulled her over. She started crying and almost refused to roll down the window. When she did, he just tapped the side of her car and told her to get on home. Insult to injury, huh? :thumbup:

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BJean    16

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You know the funniest part of the story was that, get ready... she said it went all the way down into her shoes. I didn't have the nerve to ask if she was able to save them. To make matters worse, she was in her office attire.

Bless her heart is right. Guess it's a good lesson for all of us: leave them hot fudge sundaes alone.

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Froggi    4

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omg that's horrible

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Gracey    7

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I forgot to tell y'all that I saw an advertisement in the Skymall magazine on my flight for some liquid that covered up smells! Naturally, I thought of LBT and this thread!!! Considering I was stuck on the plane for 6 hours, I needed a good laugh!

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WASaBubbleButt    41

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I forgot to tell y'all that I saw an advertisement in the Skymall magazine on my flight for some liquid that covered up smells! Naturally, I thought of LBT and this thread!!! Considering I was stuck on the plane for 6 hours, I needed a good laugh!

There have been a few times I see some advertisement to cover up stinky and I think of this thread. I found another treasure on the OH DS board, I should have posted it. I'll try to find it. ;o)

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Gracey    7

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WTH is she still so big? If DS is so faboo, shouldn't she be a twig? Your doggy, btw, is so cute!

Did you get an LBT email from me??

Edited by SickNTired

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WASaBubbleButt    41

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WTH is she still fat? If DS is so faboo, shouldn't she be a twig? Your doggy, btw, is so cute!

Did you get an LBT email from me??

Thanks, my little baby Shih Tzu is pretty darn cute!

I'll check my email tonight!!

I thought the same thing, she looks large-ish. Maybe she hasn't had surgery yet? That's why I asked her if she had her DS yet.

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Gracey    7

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What I don't get is why anyone cares what WLS someone else is having. One of my gf's had RNY years ago but is completely supportive of my decision to get LB. Of course, she might not be as supportive if I was going to have continual green paint peelers!!! ;-)

I'm showing my newbie-ness. That was my first email so I wasn't sure if it was delivered to your personal email like notifications for new posts.

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LilMissDiva Irene    3,282

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What I can't believe is that a thread about farts and poops is 20 pages long! HA!

I wrote in the opening post that I felt like a child writing this but it is pretty darn funny. ;o)

I think we need more examples of how DS farts are beneficial to the person or society. Never know, we might have future DSers reading. ;o))))

Well hey, we are looking for better fuel alternatives...

Feel sorry for the police officer, huh?

An acquaintance of mine who had a surgery that left her with the dumping syndrome drove home one day (out in the country, 20 minutes from town) and her big ice cream sundae dessert for lunch kicked in. She had no choice, she pooped her pants. Said it was pure-de-awful and knew it was all over the car seat under her. She was so anxious to get home and so preoccupied that she didn't see the little highway patrol man on the side of the road holding the radar gun.

Yep. She was speeding. He pulled her over. She started crying and almost refused to roll down the window. When she did, he just tapped the side of her car and told her to get on home. Insult to injury, huh? :biggrin:

So this one actually did get someone out of a ticket... hmmm.

Edited by LilMissDiva

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WASaBubbleButt    41

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Yep, the 3rd one is the little gem I found the other day that I was referring to.

I can't believe they take vet meds for stink. Sheesh....

The potential surgery war thread, check it out:

Scheduled for Lap-Band over RNY Revision! Now I have Q's!

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Gracey    7

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Yellow poo!?! OMG WTH? Ewwwww

Crazeru: "I found that Protein bars with malitol as the 3rd or 4th item on the list, was bad, gas and explosive diarrhea." Again, eww...I can't imagine doing that at work!!

"I had a little orange slick from the mayo from my tuna salad, but didn't bother me." <thunk> I just fainted.

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