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nascar is a good sport to watch when drunk, becuase its really easy to follow.

THEY'RE MAKIN' ANOTHER LEFT TUUURRRRNNN!!!

Jeff Dunham is hilarious isn't he ? HAHAHA

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I was just thinking about having to buy holiday gifts and paying to travel all over creation to visit family members. That made me think about being totally broke and what I would do if I suddenly became rich!

If money were no object, I would give money to charities, home school my son, get plastic surgery, and travel to fabulous locations like Hawaii, Alaska, and Australia (to start)!

Anyone want to play along? Then finish this thought:

If money were no object...

I agree on giving to charities....100%

THen buy a house at the beach

A nice SUV....I like the Mini-Hummers...

Lots of clothes and shoes and bags for the entire family....

and last but not least...TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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is that who said that? I could not remember when or who I heard it from. Thanks though

Here is a clip its funny as ever.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE]YouTube - Jeff Dunham and Bubba J[/ame]

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If money were no object i'd...

pay to have magic mountain all to myself and my closest frineds for a day.

I would purchase all of the man-made islands that make up the USA in "The World" Dubai

Create a charity that would open up bariatric and cosmetic surgery to those who are less fortunate at the rate of one package a month.

There are too many things to list...

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If money were no object...

1 I would have maids and a chef to cook me diet meals so I'd never have to be in the kitchen (or grocery store!)

2 I'd get my art degree and paint all day

3 Lots of traveling

4 A private trainer to carve off more fat

5 New clothes from great stores

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First I would need to BUY SPRINT!!!

Get a bigger house...

Give college scholarships to inner city kids.

Buy a home in Turks and Caicos, Canada, and Massachusetts.

Give to charities.

Run for President.

Buy me a fleet of Honda Element's, a Ford F-150 supercab, and a Yacht.

Get plastic surgery for the women in my family.

Buy vacant houses fix them up..

Donate money to find a cure for Breast, cervical, ovarian cancers, and Sickle Cell Anemia.

Get a Surrogate that will live-in and I can watch her until she gives birth.

Donate to food banks a lot more...

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If money were no object, I'd have my own TV show where I lay in bed eating bonbons & sipping cosmopolitans giving out fabulous prizes to the most clever/unique/interesting/funny people off the street. Anyone could try out by just waiting in line. I'd give out pedicures to the ugliest feet and always have a pet of the day in bed with me eating bacon out of my secret pocket. We'll go on location to fabulous tropical islands.

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I would:

Hire a personal chef and trainer

Quite my job and become (eventually) a personal trainer

Give to charity

Sell our house and buy a house big enough for our whole extended family

Hire a dog sitter (6 dogs)

Get a pilot's license

Get a twin engine plane

College money for kids (5 kids)

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If money were no object, I would throw out all the schedules and alarm clocks!

I would travel, and spend time in each place absorbing the culture.

I would take care of family.

I would have a huge menagerie.

And a personal trainer/masseur.

And I'd still have fun!

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If money were no object....

1. I would open up my own animal shelter, where dogs went through intense training before being put up for adoption, that way they would make a perfect family pet and never end up back at a shlter

2. I would travel around the world, by buying tickets to random places at random times, no destination in mind, just wing it

3. I would give money to the agencies that are trying to enforce animal protection laws

4. I would have better boobs! :)

5. My house car and lifestyle would be as eco friendly as possible

6. I would be able to pay Johnny Depp to take me out on a date in his pirate costume! (HOTT!:D)

7. I would "accidentally" drop money on the ground, just to see how honest people were!

8. I would pay Oriental fishermen more money than what they get for shark fins to stop killing the sharks

9. I'd totally buy everyone on here all the plastic surgery thier skinny butts desired!

10. I would actually see what it felt like to spend money on a wardrobe, without feeling guilty.

Man o Man, but I am broke!:cry

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Okay, I was thinking charity...travel...then I read "better boobs" and I want that at the top of my list!

the way I see getting better boobs would be a gift to the world..ie charity..have boobs will travel..plus all though beaches topless...I mean seriously boobs..good for the soul, good for the world, good for all...bc I know ifI spent money on mine..well lets just say theyd get plenty of fresh air!!!!!!:whoo:

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