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Oh, that's when they have to do another surgery and they tighten your band.

(I get this all the time from people who don't understand how adjustments work, even after I explain it's a needle stick....)

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Yep, I can't go there. :( It makes me nutty.

I just read this to see what the hub-bub was and I'm LMAO!

It's a perfect example of the seriousness behind the beginning of this rant and rave.

Did I mention I like my shoes?

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I went into a semi-tirade for you...

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f13/do-i-need-fill-not-45083/#post623745

Am I out of line?

Brill, absolutely brill!!!

Did I mention I like my shoes?

I don't like shoes, shoes are scary...They bite my feet.

Like my band bites my stomach

My band is scary

I think I want it removed

A friend of a friend's cousin's sister-in-law's stepdaughter's Godson's wife's best friend's car dealer's mechanic's girlfriend had hers taken out vaginally. Maybe I can, too.

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Faith,

I cant imagine why you want your band out. All you have to do is eat 1/8th cup of food a meal, like I do (perfectly i might add), and all will be well

If you can eat a whole 1/8th of a cup of food, you should get a fill. All I have to do is simply smell food and I'm stuffed. You eat too much.

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If you can eat a whole 1/8th of a cup of food, you should get a fill. All I have to do is simply smell food and I'm stuffed. You eat too much.

What's a fill? :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh:

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http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f13/i-need-help-input-please-45041/#post622711

What????? Only a few bites? And all this time I thought when I get my band I wouldn't be able to eat anything. :)

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My band is scary

I think I want it removed

A friend of a friend's cousin's sister-in-law's stepdaughter's Godson's wife's best friend's car dealer's mechanic's girlfriend had hers taken out vaginally. Maybe I can, too.

I heard when the band is removed vaginally it causes an organism! Can you believe THAT!!

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You have to eat 1/8 of a cup of food? I was under the impression that band makes us not hungry so we can go for weeks without eating. Isn't that the way to loose weight fast?

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