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Modern medication be is freaking awesome.

Sure I'm sore like a mule kicked me in the chest a few weeks ago, but the magic Pain-Go-Buhbye is a dear friend of mine!

All the anxiety I had was kind of laughable looking back on it.

A couple of observations so far:

1) Grape popsicles taste salty now. Weird.

2) Bring lip balm

3) Ask about throat lozenges. My throat is killinge but lozenges weren't on my paper work so I'm Sol

4) Nurses laugh when they realize you're kidding when they walk in your room after surgery and you're holding the phone pretending to order Domino's.

5) Get off your arse and walk walk walk around the ward.

6) Don't slack on that spirometer.

Now tondo this gi test and blow this popsicle stand!

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Good for you. On my "goal board", I asked the nurse to write WALKING TOOTS. My only goals while I was in the hospital were to get in my 10k steps and get the gas out.

It worked. And yes, they all laughed at me.

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Modern medication be is freaking awesome.

Sure I'm sore like a mule kicked me in the chest a few weeks ago, but the magic Pain-Go-Buhbye is a dear friend of mine!

All the anxiety I had was kind of laughable looking back on it.

A couple of observations so far:

1) Grape popsicles taste salty now. Weird.

2) Bring lip balm

3) Ask about throat lozenges. My throat is killinge but lozenges weren't on my paper work so I'm Sol

4) Nurses laugh when they realize you're kidding when they walk in your room after surgery and you're holding the phone pretending to order Domino's.

5) Get off your arse and walk walk walk around the ward.

6) Don't slack on that spirometer.

Now tondo this gi test and blow this popsicle stand!

I was wondering how it all went (my turn next Wednesday!!).

Good to hear that the anxiety part seems laughable...I hope I feel the same way this time next week!!

Wishing you a speedy recovery! Hoping you don't have to wait too long for a coffee lol

Sent from my iPod touch using the BariatricPal App

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The worst part, for me so far is the gas pain. It hurts to stand up or sit down, but walking does help ease the pain. 3 days out and that's significantly improved. Take your freaking pain meds. Even if you don't think you need it. Do it.

I've been sipping Water and watching footie all day with the occasional break to walk around the cul de sac.

Now, the unpleasantness... The drain I had in had to be removed before leaving the hospital. No big deal, right? There were 23.5 INCHES of tubing in my gut that my nurse has to pull out. It'd going tonsuck if you have a drain. There's no way around it other than making sure your deep into the pain meds. It was... Unpleasant.

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      Soooo I am coming to a realization
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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

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