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So here I am minding my own business and I get another "How much have you lost? You can really see it in your face".

Um, did I carry all 49 pounds in my face? I think not.

I know, I know....I should be appreciative for any recognition, but I did this for my Italian arse, hips, and thighs, not my face.

Just once I'd like to hear "Dat Arse Tho".

Meanwhile in another episode of "As This Dysfunctional World Turns", the mother from Honey Boo Boo is going on a strip club tour.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?

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I think that's a standard response when people don't know what to say! That arse will be getting compliments before you know it!

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So here I am minding my own business and I get another "How much have you lost? You can really see it in your face".

Um, did I carry all 49 pounds in my face? I think not.

I know, I know....I should be appreciative for any recognition, but I did this for my Italian arse, hips, and thighs, not my face.

Just once I'd like to hear "Dat Arse Tho".

Meanwhile in another episode of "As This Dysfunctional World Turns", the mother from Honey Boo Boo is going on a strip club tour.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?

Hopefully, they are spending more time appreciating your lovely face than they are your lovely arse. At least at work anyway!

As to stripping...there are all kinds!

Congratulations, on your weight loss.

Edited because your lovely face is also lovely.

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@@Andrea72

"....Meanwhile in another episode of "As This Dysfunctional World Turns", the mother from Honey Boo Boo is going on a strip club tour.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?"

To each their own; some people will enjoy watching her.

But me-thinks there might be a little more shouts from the audience of "PUT IT ON!" than "TAKE IT OFF!".

:)

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@@Andrea72 They're probably thinking how good your arse looks! Not being able to see your arse myself - all I can say how beautiful your hair looks!!! I take it you aren't dealing with hair loss!!!

Unfortunately I have been dealing with massive Hair loss since loosing my mother 3 years ago.

The two things that help thus far is with being Italian, we are blessed with an over abundance of hair so I could spare some strands, and being a hairstylist.....I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Lol

But thank you, @@KristenLe , my hair is probably my best asset. Well that and my smartassery.

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Thank you all for the chuckles!!! It's just what I needed!

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Thank you all for the chuckles!!! It's just what I needed!

Anytime!!! Laughing is good!!!

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To be fair, comments about your arse, at work, could get him sent directly to HR -- do no pass go, do not collect final paycheck. In most companies, that would violate the sexual harassment policy. (I used to write them for a living.)

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To be fair, comments about your arse, at work, could get him sent directly to HR -- do no pass go, do not collect final paycheck. In most companies, that would violate the sexual harassment policy. (I used to write them for a living.)

Oh that I totally understand. However I'm a hairstylist. Only men here are the ones getting their hair cut....not employees.

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I'd slap that a$$ every time you walked by.

See, that's all I ask. Just a little attention.

That way maybe my gyno's office will drop the restraining order. <------for those that just gasped....it's called sarcasm.

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I'd slap that a$$ every time you walked by.

See, that's all I ask. Just a little attention.

That way maybe my gyno's office will drop the restraining order. <------for those that just gasped....it's called sarcasm.

OK, now your making me snort my cottage cheese out my nose!!!! Waaaaahahahaha!!!

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