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Those who drink diet pop post-op {Only nice comments PLEASE}



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My problem with calories that fall out is that they usually land on my hips or ass.

Ya gotta eat BOOBS out so they land there instead. :D

Omg, is THAT how it works?!! Sh*t!

I'm going to have an absolutely killer rack by the end of the summer...

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Damn ladies.... I was looking for a reduction there too. Unfortunately the weight loss hasn't hit the rack yet. That said, I'll happily donate some of that to anyone interested!

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Damn ladies.... I was looking for a reduction there too. Unfortunately the weight loss hasn't hit the rack yet. That said, I'll happily donate some of that to anyone interested!

I'll draw up a contract and have it to you in the morning.

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What the absolute f*ck?

I go away for two days and what happens??

@@CHM goes into KindaFamiliar mode...

@@LisaMergs offers boobage to those who'd like some...

@@LipstickLady and her girl crush continue their sexual-tension based argument - just kiss and get it over with!!!!

I missed you all...

Thank you for staying f*cked up...

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I didn't realize I had a @@KindaFamiliar mode. But welcome back! You were sorely missed.

You may now resume your duties as the resident sh*t disturber...

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Wow! I thought @@KindaFamiliar went to the dark side! He's back! Lol. Were you also interested in boobage???

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I am just laughing here...

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@@LisaMergs

While I'm not disinterested in the whole boobage thing, if I'm honest, I'd have to say I'm more of an arseage man...

I still appreciate the offer tho..

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@@KindaFamiliar

Damn. I'm out. My ass fell off with the weight loss.

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@@KindaFamiliar

Damn. I'm out. My ass fell off with the weight loss.

Mine didn't! ????

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Oh fine then @@LisaMergs

I'll make do with boobage...

I'm so nice to people around here...

@@CHM

We have a winner!!!

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We have a winner!!!

We might if you weren't simultaneously accepting bewbage offers...

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

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I will admit that I only read the first two pages of this topic. I will share my own experience with diet sodas. I weigh approximately 320 pounds and I will be getting the sleeve done at the end of August. The last 30 pounds are the result of me going off of diet soda. I was having multiple strange medical issues including vertigo and memory issues. Was also having some breathing issues that I couldn't attribute anything. I went down to Southern California to visit my grandmother in the hospital and while I was down there all of my issues one away. When I got back home to work and everything came back. I knew that my problems could not have been cleared up by the lovely Southern California air. I started looking what changed when I went down there. I am a cheap bastard I mean Frugal man. At home I was drinking 2 44 ounce diet dr. Pepper a day and sometimes drinking 3. The cost on my fountain drink version of that dr. Pepper was $0.89 a pop. When I went to California all I could find it in was 1 liter soda bottles at 2 bucks a piece. My cheap bastard side, uh I mean frugal side, said hell no to that. Instead I was drinking Water. When I realized what was going on I went completely off of the diet dr. Pepper and went to straight water. For about 2 weeks I was doing great and feeling awesome. Most of my symptoms have gone away however I started gaining weight after 2 weeks. At week 6 I had gained 25 pounds! I went to my doctor to find out what the hell was wrong with me. He asked me a strange question, do you like coffee? No. Do you like tea? No. Why? He responded with your metabolism has slowed down because of the lack of caffeine. His suggestion pick up a caffeine habit that is healthier! So I changed up my habits. Very rarely do I drink a soda with the exception of a Henry weinhard root beer when I BBQ or a Mountain Dew when I have Mexican food. 99% of the time I drink iced tea without the ice (because I hate it when it melts) and lemonade. My ratio is 6 parts tea to 1 part lemonade. I know that I have to change my evil lemonade ways so I just bought some of those single packs of Crystal Light Lemonade and I plan to dump that into my tea. Hopefully that will be a reasonable substitute for the lightly sweet drink that I always seem to crave.

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^^^^ Fascinating! Sometimes I think each of us is a little ole genus/species unto ourselves.

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