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So I'm sitting here on the couch watching the Saturday morning news (Living the dream, I know)...

I thought I'd check in here, so I reached over and grabbed the laptop...

Opened it, signed in and have been sitting here checking you all out and commenting in my usual inimitable style...

All of a sudden, I realize that I've been sitting here for half an hour with the laptop actually in my lap..

MY LAP???

When did I get A LAP??

Oh yeah!!!

Listen up b*tches -

NSV or not, I HAVE A LAP!!!

Anyway, that's all...

Go back to your...

Whatever y'all are doing at this time of day/night...

I'm going out for a LAP DANCE!!!

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I get it! I can't wait to cross my legs!

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LOL! Isn't it wonderful?

Who knew!

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While you're out looking for your lap (dance), would you keep an eye out for my a**?

I seemed to have lost it sometime seemingly 'overnight". Yesterday I had a substantial one and today--poof! notta... ;)

I am still pondering whether or not a missing broad butt is a good thing...

Enjoy your new discovery. A lap can be very useful for sooo many interesting adventures. :)

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Can someone explain to me what NSV means, please?

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@@cat.jackson89 non scale victory

a good thing that is not "numbers on a scale" related.

fitting into a roller coaster seat

trying your shoes

getting up from the floor

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Awesome! Thanks!

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delete - double post :/

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Thanx all for your 'likes' and your comments...

You're not a bad bunch of crazies I guess...

Especially the double posters...

You guys make my thread look twice as interesting as it actually is!!!!

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@@KindaFamiliar that would be me...and I am struggling with a kindle and being a non computer geek...

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