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I have apologized to the next door neighbors. On the left they were completely confused when I presented them with a pie and an original poem by Marley. But also kind of pissed that someone called the cops. The ones on the right (who I believe might have called) are not home but their box of <strike>crap </strike>goodies on their porch waiting for them to come home. If it's the neighbors in the back, they can go pee up a rope. I have never met them, and I'm not about to start now. I've been here 16 years, goddamned it, and they can get off my lawn. Here is the poem Marley (the assholed dog) wrote: I have this problem in the morning. Of barking early, with no warning. And dodging all attempts by mom To get me inside and keep me calm So here are some treats, and I hope they'll work And show you I'm not a total jerk. Yeah, yeah…it's lacking the right rhythm. Sue me. The kids are out finally putting the leaves into bags. The dog is outside barking again, and I just heard my eldest yell, "Marley! Shut UP! We don't need the po-po to come back and bust us again."

I lol'ed. Marley is quite the poet. How could anyone resist? That's a heart melter right there.

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People people.....do you folks not have whatabutger? It will make you burn mcdonalds to the ground.

"Texas is Whataburger country, lucky you"! I see the billboard on my way to work! I laugh everytine! They also have the best ketchup EVER!

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with about 600 foils in my hair waiting to revert to a blond again.....deep sign of relief.

I'm with ya sea girl! My hair is way past over due! Next weekend bring on the foil!

Congrats on the 59lbs down!

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I'm okay with him making money. I mean, it's free to us, the guy has to get something out of it, right? I like when people make money and are profitable. It means they will be motivated to create a great site, and keep it up, which is good for all of us. He deserves every penny, IMHO.

But to be honest, I doubt anyone expected the drama and turmoil the merging of sites has created. I think we've all taken it to a new low.

Getting better every day though :)

Ooooh.. I knew the turmoil was a given. Heck.. We had/have drama with just us sleevers so there was no nuclear scientist thinking to see the outcome of banders and sleevers together. I think it was a brilliant move for Alex to make. Kudos to him.

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"Texas is Whataburger country, lucky you"! I see the billboard on my way to work! I laugh everytine! They also have the best ketchup EVER!

OMG you people do not wanna know how my wife eats French fries and ketchup.

She puts the French fry in her mouth.....then squeezes some ketchup in her mouth to chase it. If it's one of those little fast food ketchup packages, she just sucks a little out. I've reminded her that minimum wage hands have touched those packages.....and minimum wage hands seldom wash...I should know.

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Lol I've been hiking all day and you guys are still talking food? ?? Did nobody say anything ridiculous today?? :P

nah, it was a slow snark day. I think the strangest thing I read was Butters wife's ketchup fettish.

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Good grief MAN!!!! I just drooled a little :blush:

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Food Porn! Double layered chocolate cake with caramel melted into the cake, caramel butter cream between the layers, chocolate fudge icing, wrapped in mini chips and toffee chips on top

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OMG you people do not wanna know how my wife eats French fries and ketchup. She puts the French fry in her mouth.....then squeezes some ketchup in her mouth to chase it. If it's one of those little fast food ketchup packages, she just sucks a little out. I've reminded her that minimum wage hands have touched those packages.....and minimum wage hands seldom wash...I should know.

That is THE ONLY WAY to eat fries and ketchup. That's exactly what I do. I hate when they give you those little dippable packs. How am I supposed to squeeze ketchup into my mouth with those? I basically like a little fry with my lotsa ketchup.

I'd never thought about hand washing so thanks for planting that thought in my head!

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Lol I've been hiking all day and you guys are still talking food? ?? Did nobody say anything ridiculous today?? :P

Waitin on you :P

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I mean I used to eat ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. bread, butter, and ketchup. Sometimes for a change I'd let my mom put a slice of cheese in it but it really ruined the ketchup flavor for me.

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That fry and ketchup thing? Sick sick sick. I am judging GG and Mrs. Butter.

Oh my GOD you guys. I must be semi OCD. And it's not for handy things like keeping a clean kitchen or bathroom. It's for food being in its proper place. WTF is wrong with me? Look at all of these skeletons we're dragging out of my closet.

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I mean I used to eat ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. bread, butter, and ketchup. Sometimes for a change I'd let my mom put a slice of cheese in it but it really ruined the ketchup flavor for me.

That was my husband with mustard. Called them a "WISH" sandwich....... Wish I had some meat.

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That is THE ONLY WAY to eat fries and ketchup. That's exactly what I do. I hate when they give you those little dippable packs. How am I supposed to squeeze ketchup into my mouth with those? I basically like a little fry with my lotsa ketchup.

I'd never thought about hand washing so thanks for planting that thought in my head!

Just for Fluffnomore.... Mine was mayo not ketchup..... Wonder why I got ummm FAT. lol

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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