This is my luggage all packed and ready for my Mexico sleeve adventure with Dr Illan. It's been laying there since last Wednesday but I never got to Mexico. My house/pet sitter had a family emergency and so I had to cancel.

I was so bummed I haven't even been back to this forum until now. I would have been sleeved last Saturday and coming home tomorrow.

To make matters worse I can't even re-book straight away. I'm becoming a US Citizen next week and cannot leave the country without a US Passport so it's going to be another 2-3 weeks. I know I sound whiny but I had worked myself up to this for several weeks, I had been on a liquid diet for a week too so this just threw me for a loop.

Anyway, that's my vent out of the way, I will be more cheerful from now on I promise !!

Eeeeeek! I meant you were sad. I'd be sad, too, if I had to push my date out. Did I say something different in your English?

And yes....we have an international market and spotted d**k always gets my husband and teenaged girls snickering madly. Don't know what it is, but it does inspire giggly laughter for at least two aisles.

Don't worry - absolutely no offence taken - I was kidding, I knew what you meant. My American husband thinks Spotted Dstarkstark is pretty funny too - actually it's basically a plain pudding with raisins in (they are the "spotted" part) it is steamed and served with hot custard (a British staple with puddings) super stodgy but a true comfort food in the winter time. This thread has turned very silly indeed and given me huge laughs so thanks everyone, can't wait to see who posts something next !!

I have no fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg idea what any of you are fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg on about....

Pudding with raisins sounds much better than pudding with blood. I'm totally scared of what your pudding is, though. Mine is creamy brown chocolate flavored stuff that you cook on a stove. It's milk with thickening and flavor. No piggies harmed in the making of this food product.

pudding with raisins sounds much better than pudding with blood. I'm totally scared of what your pudding is, though. Mine is creamy brown chocolate flavored stuff that you cook on a stove. It's milk with thickening and flavor. No piggies harmed in the making of this food product.

It's just like a steamed sponge - not as light as a sponge cake - heavier - but tastes like a nice heavy sponge type cake thingy (that's the technical name) !!

And why the fstark would one put beans on toast? You are supposed to put butter on toast. Beans would make it soggy!

It's just like a steamed sponge - not as light as a sponge cake - heavier - but tastes like a nice heavy sponge type cake thingy (that's the technical name) !!

Oh my gawwwwd. I wash the dishes with a sponge. I put a sponge in the microwave wet so it will steam clean. What kind of sponge are you eating?

mmmmm - yes - soggy - very nice fstarking soggy toast and baked beans

- The glorious Black pudding..

- The uber amazing Spotted Dstaristarcstark and Custard

I should have skipped surgery and moved across the big water to the land of blood and sponges.

Oh lord.. I want food now

I should have skipped surgery and moved across the big Water to the land of blood and sponges.

I can't imagine that tagline ever appearing in a bodyform advert

Pudding.

This is getting fstarking crazy

- The glorious Black pudding..

- The uber amazing Spotted Dstaristarcstark and Custard

I could murder some fish and chips right now

lol yeah, we better stop, else the fstarking fun police will shut us down...