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I have decided to stop living.... Here. I've decided I must end it..... I must quit my job. I've decided to fly to Alaska or Canada and find the clans cut off from everyday society and offer them my gift..... The skin of my arms could build a tent and help these people keep warm through the winter... I will be a skin tent god to them and it will be glorious! I'll also charge rent. ;)

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That is dramatic!! Why the move?

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ROTFL!!! You're funny! I don't think I've lost enough yet to give it so freely. Are you serious about moving to Alaska, I think it's a beautiful place, I've been watching Buying Alaska on the Destination America Channel and If I was single I'd go and disappear somewhere in the mountains and live off the rivers..I love fishing!

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Lol no I'm not serious at all. But Man I love that show buying Alaska. Seeing all those awesome houses!

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Have you met the people in Alaska? Some might take you up on it and think living in a skin tent would be cool! My girlfriend lived there during the 90s when there were many more single men there than single women. As she pointed out, there is a reason all these men were single. Just kidding! For the most part, people there are very nice, just quirky.

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I am sure you could stay in the continental United States and find a clan cut off from everyday society, how about Alabama or the Carolina's?

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I have donated my old underpants. They are being used to cover the Superdome. Only took two pairs to cover the whole thing. So, I'm with you on donating skin. Or underpants. :rolleyes:

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skin of my arms could build a tent and help these people keep warm through the winter...

'frye_storm'

hey dude

nice to see you B)

I've missed you!!!!

but, seeing "less and less" of you is a good thing :)

you have done so terrific :)

didn't realize your surgiversary is coming up on HALLOWEEN!!!! :o

what a spooky thought ;)

sure its a beautiful cruise to Alaska :)

but i'd miss my NUT!!!!

you guys too, but i'd take my laptop

joining the century club soon :)

i'm holding the door open a little bit

you don't need much room to come in :lol:

keep up the great work (i know you will ;) )

kathy

congrats

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Goofball. You may have lost the weight but not the sense of humor! Congrats on that. :-)

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I have decided to stop living.... Here. I've decided I must end it..... I must quit my job. I've decided to fly to Alaska or Canada and find the clans cut off from everyday society and offer them my gift..... The skin of my arms could build a tent and help these people keep warm through the winter... I will be a skin tent god to them and it will be glorious! I'll also charge rent. ;)

Martin!! Man don't give it away!!

Dude I have a business proposition for you..

Lets just say I see us on rodeo drive selling and making big stacks of cash....

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Call me...

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Ew is that a skin purse?! OMG I could make millions with all the skin I got going on lol

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Ew is that a skin purse?! OMG I could make millions with all the skin I got going on lol

If you and Laura want tips, find John Burdock's last book and learn how it's done. Why re-invent the wheel?

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Too funny!

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