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I would sell my kidney right now for a slice of pizza or bacon sandwich.. You're not going to get any form of condemnation from me!

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I would sell my kidney right now for a slice of pizza or bacon sandwich.. You're not going to get any form of condemnation from me!

How long have you been sleeved?

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A whole 9 days! (Still on the fluids/baby-pap/no lumps/soupy/would eat a fungi infested dead dog if I could diet stage)

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I eat pizza and have been sleeved for 2 months as long as you don't eat it everyday think you will be fine, don't be so hard on yourself for an occasional slice or two moderation is key.

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I'm eating a slice of toast with two pieces of bacon nestled inside as I read this. :o

Dude. Really?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :(

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I'm eating a slice of toast with two pieces of bacon nestled inside as I read this. :o

Lol!! That is seriously messed up!! :P

You are I cruel woman lipstick..

Revs, if it makes you feel any better I just got through eating plain Greek yogurt and blueberries.

I had to make amends for the Cheetos last night

:D

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Well.. I just tried to eat a jar of baby food. The alleged flavour? Spaghetti Bolognese. It was so foul, that after one mouthful, it made my stomach lurch so i threw the whole thing in the bin.

I then proceeded to take some steak mince out of the freezer, including peppers, onions, garlic, mushrooms, basil and passata out of the fridge and bay leaves and paprika out of the cupboard. So, I'm currently making my bloody own! (Just without the pasta)

I know this isn't regulation, but the way I see it, if it goes in the blender and I can Water it down with a bit more passata, what's the difference between that and bloomin' manky, additive laden tinned Soup?!!!

Now.. I wonder if I could get away with putting some parmesan on it afterwards?.... dum-de-dum-de-dum :D

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I told my nut when I saw her that when I came to purée stage, there was no way I was blending meat.

I asked if I could do baby food instead? She said sure!

Well 1 jar of mystery chicken later (my dog had a great meal that night) I started blending meat!

And it looked gross but I loved every watery bite :D

I did turkey meatloaf and watery gravy (warm and filling) and chicken and gravy again heaven.

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This thread is making me hungry. I start soft foods next Tuesday and I cannot wait for some tuna.< /p>

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I eat pizza and have been sleeved for 2 months as long as you don't eat it everyday think you will be fine, don't be so hard on yourself for an occasional slice or two moderation is key.

I love this. Totally spot on.

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I never blended meat. I did eat a lot of hummus, guacamole, refried Beans, chicken/crab/ham/tuna/egg salad made with a lot of Greek yogurt and mayo and put through the mini chopper till it was paste and thin mashed taters with gravy to satisfy my craving for "real food".

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