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I saw the "sueing" title and got all excited and then saw who the OP was and knew it wasn't a serious post. Can't outlive your rep.. Hope nothing serious happens to you that actually needs our support. Little guy who cried wolf ;P

That was honest and I own up to being a little sensitive about the pain and it cost me like 500 bucks lol and I DID get my surgery of the 31 of oct cause ppl don't believe me but I did lol. Other then that ill tell ppl if I'm joking I swear!

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I an new here and I have to say I almost started crying when I started reading this thread. Lol. At least I know I am surrounded by senses of humor! :)

Now look what you did Martin!! You scared ANOTHER NEW PERSON! How many this week alone ??? 12? 13?

Sorry new person we all know Martin and his pathological ways.. I think it's time for a warning label to go along with his postings!

ALEX.....Where's Alex! I though he was superman when you called!!

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Now look what you did Martin!! You scared ANOTHER NEW PERSON! How many this week alone ??? 12? 13?

Sorry new person we all know Martin and his pathological ways.. I think it's time for a warning label to go along with his postings!

ALEX.....Where's Alex! I though he was superman when you called!!

Laura that's it! Don't you dare pull Alex into this! He has enough issues with out you breathing down his neck! Do you know how long it takes to get his hair just right ain't no one got time for that!

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No....I REALLY thought this was serious. My mind was working fast and furious thinking I would have to keep repeating myself all the way to surgery...SLEEVE...MAKE SURE IT'S A SLEEVE!. Then I kept following the thread and I was thinking "boy these are heartless responses" and then the "DUH" moment hit and I started laughing. Nice one. Count me as "Got her "

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Laura.. She just called us heartless!?! Oh wait.. That's fairly nice compared to what most call us :D

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Went to my primary care for some pain. We did a ct scan and found out they did the bypass on me and not the sleeve! I can't believe it!

OMG!

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I'm so gullible!

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I'm so gullible!

Me too!

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Laura.. She just called us heartless!?! Oh wait.. That's fairly nice compared to what most call us :D

One of the nicest things I've been called all week!

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Better call Larry h. Parker, he'll get you 2 million.

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Larry h Parker faught for me!

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I suspect I've had some kind of reverse RNY done. Where they've connected by intestine to my oesophagus in reverse...... might explain why I talk so much ****.

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You got me good..., I work in an operating room and my first thought was...wrong site surgery how terrible!!!

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Not nice to do this to me when I'm having a Protein shake! I ought to sue for, um, well, I just ought ta.

Protein shakes are NOT good coming out through your nose, and then I almost inhaled when I shoulda been swallowing...

Harumph!

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

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        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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