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Yeah' date=' costco shopping is like 4 times around the track by the time you are done shopping.[/quote']

Exactly!!! :)

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Exactly!!! :)

Plus there is a bunch of resistance training if you load a couch, flat screen and 3 weeks of groceries onto one long cart. I would say you probably burned off your sample from the shopping trip.

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He is analyzing our Protein Drink for us :P

I'm definitely getting a costco membership, it's everything under one roof!

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costco grazing. Thread killers.

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I've done an assessment of everyone who's participated in this thread and in my expert opinion, you are all not appropriate candidates for this surgery.

If you've already been gutted like a fish, I'm sorry, but you should have spoken to me sooner.

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Also I have a suggestion, and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

And I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody knew why the **** they were there.

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If I actually killed the thread, do I win a prize????

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Also I have a suggestion' date=' and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody

knew why the **** they were there.[/quote']

Hehehehehe

I am laughing so hard I probably blew a staple and have a leak now!!!!

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Holy **** that is the funniest ever!!!!

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Still not dead

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No one has signed a DNR yet so we have to keep reviving it :P

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Still not dead

dammit

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Still going over here.....

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Lisa lol!!

No I went to costco and they cook and give out bites!! I had..

1 bite of salmon (ok a little fishy)

1 bite of lemon basil tilapia (really good)

2 bites of napa hormone free sausage ( yummy)

1 small piece of lentil flat bread ( super yummy)

Hehe I should take a poll from everyone as to

How many calories and carbs and Protein it contained.

Oh I know I will PM a vet!

jeezzus woman did ya leave anything else for the little old people that go to Costco for lunch everyday? :o

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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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