Just for a laugh

[pammie37 103]

So we have probably all been here...I am on the liquid phase of pre op..surgery is set for March 6th ..I am to do 3 solid weeks of this.. first few days I could have eaten my fingers (lol) now over a week in I get so excited to have Jello or broth that I caught myself singing to my Soup as is was warming in the microwave... soup time..happy time..warm in my belly time...what a freak I have become...lol..hope I got a smile out of ya!!!

[ProudGrammy 8,322]

hope I got a smile out of ya!!!

pammie37

yep - you got a smile from me , but of course i'm easy

got it about the Jello and broth

"could have eaten my fingers"??? singing to my Soup? ??

hmmmm, don't think i ever went that far!!!

to each their own

congrats on doing all requirements pre WLS - you are doing great!!!!

surgery in less than 3 weeks - woo hoo!!!!

good luck with WLS

speedy recovery

[gmanbat 5,889]

Deprivation.

After 4 weeks at boot camp in the Navy I was dead sick of smelling sweat and after shave and being with men. I was sent to the dental office for extensive work on my mouth. The hygienist was a pretty gal with the best smelling perfume ever devised. To her amusement I made a fool of myself breathing in heavy lung fulls and trying to quench the screaming thirst of testosterone.

I thought I loved women before that day but deprivation took me to school.

You ladies don't realize how powerful you are just being ladies.

[Frank69 157]

[kcinpa 159]

Completely understandable

[pacificpeach 32]

I hope I will be smiling!! I start my 2 week pre op tomorrow and I will try NOT to eat my finger's!!!!

[joatsaint 2,814]

"could have eaten my fingers" - I hope you're not a proctologist!

I know where you're coming from. During my pre-op diet, I wanted a hamburger so bad I was tempted to drive by McDonlads just to sniff the dumpster!