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Just for a laugh

So we have probably all been here...I am on the liquid phase of pre op..surgery is set for March 6th ..I am to do 3 solid weeks of this.. first few days I could have eaten my fingers (lol) now over a week in I get so excited to have jello or broth that I caught myself singing to my soup as is was warming in the microwave... soup time..happy time..warm in my belly time...what a freak I have become...lol..hope I got a smile out of ya!!!

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hope I got a smile out of ya!!!

pammie37

yep - you got a smile from me :) , but of course i'm easy :lol:

got it about the jello and broth :)

"could have eaten my fingers"??? :lol: singing to my soup???

hmmmm, don't think i ever went that far!!! :lol:

to each their own ;)

congrats on doing all requirements pre WLS - you are doing great!!!!

surgery in less than 3 weeks - woo hoo!!!!

good luck with WLS

speedy recovery

Deprivation.

After 4 weeks at boot camp in the Navy I was dead sick of smelling sweat and after shave and being with men. I was sent to the dental office for extensive work on my mouth. The hygienist was a pretty gal with the best smelling perfume ever devised. To her amusement I made a fool of myself breathing in heavy lung fulls and trying to quench the screaming thirst of testosterone.

I thought I loved women before that day but deprivation took me to school.

You ladies don't realize how powerful you are just being ladies.

:rolleyes:

Completely understandable

I hope I will be smiling!! I start my 2 week pre op tomorrow and I will try NOT to eat my finger's!!!!

"could have eaten my fingers" - I hope you're not a proctologist! :P

I know where you're coming from. During my pre-op diet, I wanted a hamburger so bad I was tempted to drive by McDonlads just to sniff the dumpster! :o

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