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ok....teabagging is the only one i will explain, because it is not as gross as the others.

teabagging is basically using the male genitalia and treating them like "teabags" to lower into someones open and waiting mouth.

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OH! BTW, the teabagging is usually done to drunk and passe out frat boys who fell asleep at a party with their mouths open. it makes for embarassing pictures, an humiliation that is never lived down. it also ensures you will NEVER be the first to pass out at a party again.

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ok....teabagging is the only one i will explain, because it is not as gross as the others.

teabagging is basically using the male genitalia and treating them like "teabags" to lower into someones open and waiting mouth.

And then add boiling Water.< /p>

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ok....teabagging is the only one i will explain, because it is not as gross as the others.

Oy vey. Remind me not to ask these questions...dont' worry about answering the other one! :P The fact that there is actually terminology for these personal and private acts is what's shocking to me. :faint: LOL I'm crawling back into my deep dark hole of naivete. :heh:

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e'splain this please. I'm clueless. :P

Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, on the face, head, or in the mouth of another person.

Chilidogging

When you are tit f**king a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.

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Surprisingly teabagging is usually quite a public event.

Practitioners need to be beaten with a very large poop covered stick.

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my D is missing again. please excuse my misspellings. We all know i am an intelligent woman, but the lack of the properly working D key is making me look as silly as some other members.

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for these personal and private acts

Frat parties? Oy vey again...:omg: I have been to a few of those in my quiet little life, so maybe I'm showing my age...I never saw that. Or anything like that. Polished nails and make up on the passed out frat boy, yes. Eeeeeek!!!!!!!!!

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