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How could THAT get stuck? :)

Shoot, the question is not HOW, but WHERE is the man with one that long and thick??

Glad to learn about GOOD HEAD. I learned to control the reflex on my own years ago, but chocolate anything sounds good at the moment.

Joyce

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Thanks for conducting some really important research, ladies! I will discuss w/ my nutritionist the possibility of meeting my Protein requirements this way!:omg:

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omg, this thread is to funny..where did that smily come from?! I want one! Welp, I'm actually surprised to hear so many women like to do "it" because I actually don't like to and only do it when I'm begged to and I've ran out of excuses...Am I missing something? Is there some way to do it that makes it more enjoyable for me???

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Ahh but the real question is, at what phase can the "good head" be used during... thicker liquids, mushies ???

Does anyone else blush while reading this thread ??? HAAAAAAAA !!!

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OMG i am laughing so hard over here that im worried about band slippage LMAO!!!!:D

I just hope alot of men dont see this and start volunteering for the "protien giveaway" LOLOL :kiss

and as for "good head" I love the stuff it comes in lots of flavors!!! but i myself dont care for the chocolate or the passion fruits i liek the cinimon and mint ones :heh:

But the truely best thing is to have them drink Pinapple juice before...OMG so yummy! LOL:hungry: NO beer though yuck pewy!:cool:

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omg, this thread is to funny..where did that smily come from?! I want one! Welp, I'm actually surprised to hear so many women like to do "it" because I actually don't like to and only do it when I'm begged to and I've ran out of excuses...Am I missing something? Is there some way to do it that makes it more enjoyable for me???

We have another product called Super Stretch when used with one of our lubricants it makes that um process more enjoyable for you both. The Super Stretch does all the work and you just assist.

OK Just so you guys know I could care less if I sell anything here. I just thought I would offer some alternatives to your issues. Buy or don't buy no skin off my nose. And you can easily go to the website and purchase items too. www.slumberparties.com

Have fun!!!

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omg, this thread is to funny..where did that smily come from?! I want one! Welp, I'm actually surprised to hear so many women like to do "it" because I actually don't like to and only do it when I'm begged to and I've ran out of excuses...Am I missing something? Is there some way to do it that makes it more enjoyable for me???

There is a website that will teach you anything you would ever want to know. Sexuality.org

That's a secret....don't tell anyone else.:guess

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omg, this thread is to funny..where did that smily come from?! I want one! Welp, I'm actually surprised to hear so many women like to do "it" because I actually don't like to and only do it when I'm begged to and I've ran out of excuses...Am I missing something? Is there some way to do it that makes it more enjoyable for me???

I went through an 'anti-sex' phase during my pregnancy. Just the thought of a mouthful of man juice made me nauseous. We used flavored condoms. The minty ones are nice.

I think of it as a nice way to put him to bed without having to take a shower after.

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I still can't find the smiley face that Tricia used. I swear I have never ever seen that one before, lol.

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I think some men count as the clear liquid phase, and some count as the full liquid. As for grams...again it depends on the man I think. LOL The pineapple juice does work!!! Oh boy there is a huge change there. Kat...you crack me up. You make the poor man beg? Is it kinky at least? You in leather with whips and chains and him in a thong begging on the floor?

Ok...I have to leave this thread now. My XXX mind just went into overdrive LOL

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But the truely best thing is to have them drink Pinapple juice before...OMG so yummy!
HA!

For years I'v told Bill that celery makes his cum sweet...I'v got him eating all sorts of things...

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OMG Vera haaaaaaaaaa !!!!

So If I tell my DH to eat lots of chocolate...viola! my night time chocolate binging is gone and I have one very fat happy hubby who will be going for the band next LOLOL haaaaaaaa.

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