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So you are saying that the woman should eat the yogurt before blowing her man? or she should eat it while blowing him? Or he should dip it in there and let her go to town. I have heard of lick-em-aid but that is a bit crazy!!
I am saying that the woman should either put a spoon full of yogurt in her mouth every few minutes or a spoonful on the man's penis every once in a while.

As far as swallowing goes, I enjoy it when my women does it, but some girls don't, so I have never forced one (by begging) to swallow. Then again, some women don't consider the act consummated until and unless they swallow. Each person has their own desires, likes and dislikes. Some get to like what was once a disgusting thought.

The first time I ever heard about giving a female head, I said that it was the nastiest thing that I ever heard of, but one night, many, many, years ago (about 6 BC, I think), I was drunk and she was beautiful, she asked and I have never stopped loving it.

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Am I the only one that thinks Tired Old Man's avitar is the funniest thing ever on this thread?

Every time he posts it cracks me up.

I didn't expect to be writting in this thread when I picked the avitar.:)

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that is so true. the only time he said no was the day after our daughter was born. he was in the shower with me at the hospital incase i got weak or dizzy. Anyone ever notice they have those nice cusioned seats in the hospital shower? hehehe. I sat down, and realized that everything lined up perfect.

but he got out of the shower.

The last thing I was thinking about after giving birth was giving head....

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Anyone have any advice on how to "break in" a man?

I'm sorry Telly....I can't resist responding to your query....

advice on how to "break in" a man? SIMPLE.....

...ride him long and hard and put him away wet!

:embarassed:

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Re finding out his fantasies, how about snuggling up to him sometime and whispering in his ear, "Have you ever thought about trying ___?"

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I think part of the pleasure of oral sex is it allows you to play areound with domination/submission fantasies. For the giver, there's a feeling of "I've got you in my power! Lay back and enjoy it!" And for the receiver, "I can make you do anything!" Definitely adds to the fun.

By the way, has anyone ever tried out a fantasy? How did it turn out?

I tried being tied down (hands only) once. Although the fantasy can be a turnon, the reality wasn't. It was darned uncomfortable and I hated not being able to use my hands.

NancyRN

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I'm jealous of the married peeps too. I'm single and have been for two years. Very, very, very single.... these things are just memories! :)

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AND....

Swallowing- if he comes when he is deep in your throat and you just swallow... then no tasting the yuckiness! That is usually my ultimate goal.

If you spit, then I feel like you're just tasting it twice (and I don't particuarly enjoy that part) IMHO

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I once did a videotape with me and hubby. Not as sexy as I thought it was gonna be. I was like "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!" And it kinda made me picture a monkey f888ing a beachball. It just wasn't "porn" worthy. Even though I did try and make all the stupid faces. They just looked like that... really stupid (or I that I needed to take a poop). Needless to say, I burned it.

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I'm sorry Telly....I can't resist responding to your query....

advice on how to "break in" a man? SIMPLE.....

...ride him long and hard and put him away wet!

:embarassed:

Why am I choking over here, dying from laughter. :clap2:

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I once did a videotape with me and hubby. Not as sexy as I thought it was gonna be. I was like "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!" And it kinda made me picture a monkey f888ing a beachball. It just wasn't "porn" worthy. Even though I did try and make all the stupid faces. They just looked like that... really stupid (or I that I needed to take a poop). Needless to say, I burned it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *GAGS FROM LAUGHING SOOO HARD***

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh god... too much. LMAO

Here I was trying to keep myself pure in thought and action, and you all go this route.

Dammit, too much:faint:

Biting my tongue...

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Getting back to the subject at hand:faint:.

For those women (or men of the gay persuasion) who complain about the taste, may I suggest fruit flavored (lite) yogurt, while performing the act. It removes both the taste and consistency of the ejaculation (so I've been told), and it makes the experience more pleasurable to both partners. The cold and heat alternations bring on a unique sensation.

Putting Cool-Whip on it helps too........anything sugary...like the filling of Cadbury eggs (Happy Easter!!!):clap2:

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OK, can't resist,

there is something called a Champagne tickler.:omg:

While the woman is performing her "task", the man's testicles are to be lying in a glass of cool champagne. Never done it, but the bubbles are supposed to feel neat, and it leaves the champagne for the "performer" to improve the "taste" by occasionally lapping up some of the liquor.:hungry:

Believe it or not, I heard about this on a show on HBO. can't remember what it was though.

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I once did a videotape with me and hubby. Not as sexy as I thought it was gonna be. I was like "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!" And it kinda made me picture a monkey f888ing a beachball. It just wasn't "porn" worthy. Even though I did try and make all the stupid faces. They just looked like that... really stupid (or I that I needed to take a poop). Needless to say, I burned it.

a monkey and a beachball!!!...that is so wrong on so many levels!!!!

You crack me up...LOL over here and can't tell anyone why!!!!!!

:pound:

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