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If I tell of all the places where I have had sex, my BW will make sure that I never have sex again.:help:

Real Men don't kiss and tell.:faint:

Bill Clinton tried to be a real man and look what it got him.:faint::faint:

But I guess you ladies can brag all you want.:girl_hug:

Talk about double standards.:)

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Kare,

I WISH she'd read this... fat chance. She's not a big fan of this topic.

Personally...

Excuse me while I go reread Kare's letter... again... and again... and again...

Anyone have a smoke?

Poor Paul. I wish I could give you a big hug or at least some advice worthy of Sue Johansen. She always seems so down to earth and on the money with things.

Maybe your wife needs a hormone burst. Slip her some of those libido stimulating herbs. :confused:

:eyebrows: I suppose you could always start the party.

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Oh, yeah, I remembered another place I've had sex: a convent. I was on duty as a nurse and there was a nun nearby!

NancyRN

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Girls, girls, girls....

just try to think of it as Hollandaise sauce.

Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!! that was funny.

(I wasn't here...LOL)

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Just wanted to know how many girls experience orgasms everytime they have sex one of my girlfriends told she has never had an orgasm when having sex penetration I would not do it unless I had an orgasm what pleasure is that just curious?????????

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Most women do not have an orgasm with intercourse alone -- it is normal not to. They need some stimulation of their clit to come. I generally don't come during intercourse, but DH knows exactly what to do to finish me off. Even without coming, intercourse can be pleasurable. Consider yourself lucky!

NancyRN

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I've noticed that different men have different types of semen, some have a little very watery and others have thick salty stuff. One guy had such thick cloggy semen that I always pulled him out of my mouth at the "crucial" time. Otherwise, I enjoy the extra "protein".

Places: Not really enjoyed nor recommended..............the bike rack at Panda Express (after hours, of course).

Really Nice: In a jacuzzi, also on his workbench in the garage.

Ok but wouldn't do it now: Outside in the hills on a rock (kept feeling like we were being watched, freaked me out),

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I was just talking about the "swallowing" issue yesterday with my girlfriends. AHHAHA

Sounds like its all fine and dandy. My love will be happy to hear that :scared:

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Ok but wouldn't do it now: Outside in the hills on a rock (kept feeling like we were being watched, freaked me out),

That reminds me of a time in my youth when I was taking a litlle hike w/ a boyfriend. It was hot and I was only wearing a bikini top & shorts (imagine that). It was getting near dusk when my guy got the urge and bent me over a rock. He was uh...well, you know... going at it behind me and I was surprised when he started hitting my ass. He'd never been into any kind of "spanking" activity before! He slapped my back a couple of times too and I kinda went along with it until a really hard smack on the butt stung a bit too much & and I went "Hey! That HURTS!"

He answered, "Sorry, I was just killing the mosiquitos!"

:scared:

Needless to say that was the end of THAT hiking activity.

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Can anyone say "oral fixation"? Seems us big girls just like putting things in our mouths! Heehee

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Hello,

I was with a woman who is banded and she said she now has more control of her sucking and feels she can control her throat better. She also says the swallowing has been harder with me. I really think all the Protein I am eating is increasing my sperm count and consitency. Have the men in here noticed that the more protein the longer you flow with sperm?

Peace

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Hello,

I was with a woman who is banded and she said she now has more control of her sucking and feels she can control her throat better. She also says the swallowing has been harder with me. I really think all the Protein I am eating is increasing my sperm count and consitency. Have the men in here noticed that the more protein the longer you flow with sperm?

Peace

No. It doesn't seem to make any difference with me.

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Big - I agree with you. I can tell a big difference. It is one benefit of being banded I had not even considered.

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I can't wait to get my band,, so I can move the mirror off the wall (where I look at my buddy) and back above the bed where it belongs.:hungry:

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