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Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head.

Hmmm, when I was a baby, a picture window blew in and shattered on me, filling my play pen with large shards of glass. So, I guess this is yet aother case of "been there, done that."

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Ive already met my maker and He is sweet, kind and jealous for my heart. He died so that we could live in glorious harmony forever, and even though he knows the worst things about me, He still loves me and wants all my dreams to come true. I could introduce Him to you, It would be my privilege. You see he already knows everything about you too! Meeting your maker isn't necessarily something so bad after all. PM me for the details. I would love to talk.

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A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

Wow is this not too freaky being a nurse and all. Even more scary is I am a non conformer from my Hep injections! Guess I better tell them I want to watch the needle being opened! Just like a nurse isn't it? SO demanding!

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This is not warped , this is scary. I am so Glad that I have a relationship with God in that no matter how I die I will be with him forever in beautiful, peaceful, gun-free Heaven.:pray: With that said here is my reading. "You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep."

I thought this would be fun to do but it was scary.

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I'm not even going to the site. It will remain a surprise for me. God already knows what to do with me. Thanks ; )

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After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

At least I know I am going to live long enough to make it to a retirement home. Lord knows I will be starting fight up to the very end. MUHAHAHAHAHA

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While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Hahaha.....such great friends....

I guess we have the same type of friends 'cause this was mine as well.

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

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told.jpg As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

Heck guys, even in death I am stuffing my face!!! I was always afraid I'd do this with food!!!

Kat

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A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

Mine is the same as Elisabethsew. I wonder if this means we will be dining together.

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I don't have time to click on that link, but if I have a choice I want to be eaten by a wild hungry animal (but please take me in my sleep, or at least a drunken stupor.)

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While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

No more standing in lines at the fast food joints for me.......

Tracy

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You forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death, trapped within your own home.

Yikes, I burn candles all the time!

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While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.

Well Merry Christmas to you to! :)

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