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mini_me

By mini_me, in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums

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mini_me    3

mini_me
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DeLarla, HarleyNana, anyone else who might be able to help...

my mom and dad are going to a ralley next weekend, and dad asked me to come up with some perverted, warped, crazy sort of phrases or expressions he can put on signs for his camp. they have the standard ones like "Free Breast Exams" etc.

can you suggest some trashy things that he can write on a sign?

The name of his camp is "Dirty ole Bastard's Camp"

He is seriously warped. I really do not understand why he cannot come up with his own expressions. That would typically be his cup of tea. Guess he took too much viagra to be able and concentrate...:(

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HarleyNana    10

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Sorry, I'm not very talented in this dept.

Show your tits for a free "ride"

Duhhh I dunnnno, LOL

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DeLarla    22

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Oh, you don't want ME to get started, do you? I'll be at that same rally (Laughlin River Run, I'm assuming) and I'll be at his camp selling things I can't say here!

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mini_me    3

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i am not sure where the ralley is this year, but it is the one that use to dawgs on hawgs or whatever....used to be in somerville, texas, don't know where it will be now.

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vlb11752    0

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Too bad I can't get my really nice brooch to your Mom....it looks so classy till you get close enough to read it....Champion Mustache Rider!!!

I've had it for about 25 years and can't even remember where I got it! Those years are a little foggy...lol...maybe I won a contest...lol

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MyKdsDad    1

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Dawgs on Hawgs will be at the Rose Amphitheater in Henderson, Texas...the weekend of April 29th. They still have a rally at Somerville, but it isn't DOH.

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mini_me    3

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Well, the trip to the ralley is off. Dads best friend and riding partner laid his bike down after an unwise decision to take an exit at the last minute. he ended up in the V of the exit in the grass. Thank goodness he let go of the bike, Dad said it flipped 15 feet up in the air. Dad's buddy has a compound fracture, with bone exposed from his knee to his ankle. After surgery, he has lots of screws and some external hardware to hold it all together. This is very tragic, and traumatizing for all of us, but we are thankful that the girls (Mom and DD's Friend's Wife) were not on the bikes also. This could have been twice as bad. We could have lost friends.

Thanks for all of your help on the sign suggestions. We will keep them for next year.

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3loves    0

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I am so sorry to hear about the accident. :cry It sounds like it could have been much worse.

I was going to respond with something my husband says....I guess you can keep it for next year:

If you rub my back, I'll rub your front!

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