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I'll have to take up jogging!lol

jogging......he;ll wait in hot tub for you

he will say he saw a woman chasing a princess with a gun and some chick with a leaf rake in hot pursuit

all the while deedee up on the porch shaking her ass............all while you are out jogging

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I'm here, but I'm about to watch my Saints play on Monday Night Football. One thing you need to know about me is I'm a FOOTBALL girl. At our house, fall is about football. I love NFL and College.

So I missed it. How was your appointment today PPPB?

down 7 for total of 80

i was spazzig....not bc i dont do well but bc mother nature decided to visit

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He'll handle you more than ever!!!!!

no work will ever get done........

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down 7 for total of 80

i was spazzig....not bc i dont do well but bc mother nature decided to visit

And when she says spazzig, she wasn't joking!

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no work will ever get done........

Doesn't get done now. To busy chatting with my b*****s.

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mad and other b's

hub was reading me saying he'd pay cash to see aj and banjo running me down with her hunting gun

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mine is still messing with his phone and asking me what is this and that

i can just barely text.......

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80 lbs!!!!

You rock sista friend.

: )

thank you my sistah b***h

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am gonna try and find out if we can do a private group/thread complete with password tomorrow...

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girls............here is a song for you today....give it a listen.....

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Watching husband fold his laundry while I'm hanging with you guys.

Life is good. I did yard work' date=' so he said he'd fold.

Give and take![/quote']

You got him trained well!

You been giving him treats??

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mine is still messing with his phone and asking me what is this and that

i can just barely text.......

Throw the owners manual at him and tell him you're busy with your b*****s.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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