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By Magic, in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums

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Poodles    0

Poodles
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Ok, I see boobs everywhere on this thread. Unfortunately, they are the members of this forum! :target:

Reminds me of a song:" Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble too and fro, can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?"

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Alexra    0

Alexra
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Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o'er your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do you boobs hang low?

W/O pushups and padding mine would be tripped on All the time.

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chameleon    0

chameleon
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My contribution would scare the bejesus outta ya, since one of mine looks like it has a butt crack since my lumpectomy in 2001, but I plan on going to the magic plastic doctor after I'm all done losing weight for another breast recon and lift and a Tummy Tuck or should I say a big belly blaster offer...yeah I like that much better. Tummy is much too much of a euphemism for what I'm talkin about. :target:

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jqpublic    1

jqpublic
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"I" think I have sceen it all on this site. now Just to funny! I'have worked hard for over a year now so here you GO.........MAN Boob"S

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DeLarla    22

DeLarla
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Now THAT's a picture! I was just gonna ask where Public has been, but here he is right here in the topless thread!

NICE :target:

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Iluvharleys    15

Iluvharleys
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Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o'er your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do you boobs hang low?

W/O pushups and padding mine would be tripped on All the time.

We use to sing this song when we were little only boobs were ears! :target: :crazy: :tape2:

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MyKdsDad    1

MyKdsDad
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I'm reminded of what Jeff Foxworthy once said....he walked in on his grandmother, who was standing in the bathtub. All he could think of was his old hound dog and how did he get into the bathroom....LMAO

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DeniseG    3

DeniseG
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Here are some boob jobs for those considering. boobjob look under "before and after" I would love to have mine lifted but, don't scar well. I don't know which would be worse. Boobs with scars or droopy boobs

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Froggi    4

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Lolollolololol

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

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