Gracey

It's been quiet on FB too. I guess that should motivate me to do some stuff around my house huh?

Broken schmoken - FedEx me that scale now!!! :thumbup:

First....Green, I am so sorry. Your news really caught me offguard; I had thought you were in remission. My thoughts are with you during this difficult time. Thank goodness for your great hubby. July 4th....that's the only day! Green - I have this visualization of Don King!!!! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I read this! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good one, Tippity! :crying: Slim - Well, lookee who grew a pair; I am beyond proud of your DH!!! Collar bones? What are collar bones? :heart: PJTP - today is the first day since Sunday that I am without fever!!!!! WAHOO! Not sure what the BL thread is as I only keep up with this one but letting someone annoy me like PG does y'all (and has me in the past) just isn't worth it to me. There's enough sh!t going on in this world...letting some sanctimonious poster into my energy just ain't happenin' if I can help it!!

The cooking tidbit was definitely for y'all. I'm not much of a cook!

I'm with your lab! P.U.! Oprah's show today is about cooking more inexpensively. I'm guessing the recipes will be on her webbysite. They showed a family that ordered in for over $50 versus cooking was <$18.

Ha - she is so popular! Hey I'm all about making one's life easier; you know that!

Dangit! I meant to weigh when I got up today. I've eaten very little the last 3 days on the "flu diet." How about the File 13 technique? :mad2: Dear god, can you imagine? My doctor filled me too much; there's no way I'd let just anyone fill my band. Gah. I didn't know you were searching unsuccessfully. I definitely know where mine is!!! :wink2:

Ugh Ebony - I hope you don't have the cooties that I'm getting over!!! Hey he has a skinny minnie sexay wifey. Like you can blame him?? Hello, don't all men act 18?? :biggrin:

I'm being brave - I'm trying a cracker!!

Amen, I could come up with a list very quickly! Ha - one of my gf's at work and I say "betta," "fixinta, " etc! This made me laugh! Kat - girl, you so missed your calling in life! You should've been a shrink or a counselor of some sort. Your posts are always so spot on. Good job! PJTP that I was in bed ALL day sick as a dog. I guess I have a stomach flu. The kicker is that I am SO damn achy. My back esp is killing me. :laugh: So annoying.

So you're on 3, off 4? That would rock!

Just make sure they don't go too dark. Dark over dark over time gets REALLY dark quickly!! A woman at work does henna coloring on hers so it just looks like light brown highlights against her almost black hair. My parents have very little and they're late 60's. I found one in my younger brother's hair; it was a lot of fun! He's always been naturally slender so I like having the good teeth and no grays!

A friend of mine had breast cancer and her hair came back really curly too!

OK how do you live half of a year or whatever on the wrong time??? Dork! re: attitude adjustment....promise?!? :laugh: LOL or how about not feeding her at all?!? Unbelievable gall, this woman. Understatement of the week! That's too bad; I do feel for him but a husband shouldn't put his mother before his wife every time, dangit.

I agree!!! PJTP - I hate eaten like a PIG since I got home last night from work. I've fricken gained weight recently. Boo hiss!

I'm sure he will love it!!!!!

Ha! Two techies can't set clocks??? :laugh:

:thumbup: Good one! I'm blanking on how people respond here. The one that annoys me is when people walk in front of you w/o saying "excuse me." I am too. EbonyRose - I am so proud of your DD and of you and your DH; that's AWESOME and inspiring!!!!! I know you just wanted to bust! Kat817 - I believe your DD is the beneficiary of some great karma. Do good and ya get good! I believe I told y'all that I was selected for a mentor/mentee program. My mentor told me that I had called his dept to tell them that they had nothing in their budget for the next year. (I was in a group that managed the entire district's budget.) I then told him that I would just handle it for them. All this time and he's never forgotten. I have no memory of this but this had to have been 5-6 years ago and now he's my mentor! Plus my old boss kinda treated me like crap so it's nice to still have people coming up to me telling me they miss me in my old job. Gloating about their turnover is wrong, huh??? Hee!

Oh how I wish that we would go back to some modicum of manners, omg. Surprisingly, (most of) the guys at my office let women off/on the elevator first. It's lovely! But I definitely do wish that "thank you," "please," "excuse/pardon me," et al would come back in fashion!!! Ha re: trannies! Those picky mortgage companies wanting a payment every doggone month! Etiquette lessons - be still my heart! And it'll freezing again next week or so, sigh Awesome!! I despise shopping. I wish the items would just *poof* and be in my house! No fart problems, thankfully, but I can have some great burps!!! But farting in public is reprehensible!

I am so thankful not to work with you!!! My sympathies!!! Oh and I forgot to mention that we're sooo alike by reading the entire thread!!! :confused: I never thought I'd say it but I agree with Donna! Ceradad - that is so incredibly cool! Your family is adorable! Ditto! You better or I'll flick ya in the head! OK some woman called 911 because McDonald's didn't have chicken nuggets. ARE PEOPLE COMPLETELY STUPID?!? Unbelievable. Also, if I never hear the word "octomom" again, it will be too soon. re: transvestites - I saw one today at Wally World today. "She" was awesome! I really hate it when men do their makeup better than I do. <grumbling> So endeth my post!

I love "Bones"! Um "smack my bitch up"? niiiiiice. Susan - I can't believe that you haven't been cyber smacked talking about temps above 32 being cold!! re: FB - and I even made a comment! Congrats - I hope you cease to have probs! My doc isn't doing sleeves yet; he isn't sure of the LT pros/cons yet. You have to get him interested in baseball! :thumbup: I heard some story about a guy calling into work saying his grandmother had died. Some coworker found a picture on myspace of this guy in a fairy costume at a Halloweenie party. He copied the picture into an email and sent to everyone incl mgmt in the dept saying, "I hope your grandmother's funeral went well." OMG :scared2: Very good point. My great aunt was CM poisoned and was affected for the rest of her life. So I definitely have detectors in my house. Pardon the pun! Have you tried biotin?? Ugh, I need to try that! Great idea. LJM - I am so so sorry for your loss. I'm sure it was a blessing for her to no longer be in pain/suffering but it's just so difficult for the loved ones. re: the fartmeister - that's hysterical!

:thumbup: TMI Lulu! That's amazing; congrats!!! So tell us about the wedding! Yeah that's already happened once.... And come on, you wimps....I came onto this thread after it began and caught up on a weekend! :thumbup:

It's hard to stay on LBT when it's been down soooo much! Can't answer the 2nd question when I don't have one but can't wait to hear others' answers!!

Oh my gosh, I hadn't heard. :wink: That's the 6th death I've heard about this week. Crazy.

Sounds like she needs a "come to Jesus" meeting with YOU!!! What brand do you like? That is beyond disgusting. I can't decide if this will turn him off of women or not! Kat - I hope you press/pressed charges!!! I think you need to invest in a german shepherd. Sic em, Kujo! ROFL!!! :wink: Three words: separate checking accounts!!! You have got to get your financial situation straight for YOU. Ugh I hate that you're going through this.