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  1. Hey Cammy, welcome aboard. I love my lapband. It's working pretty great for me. I think the most challenging part of having a band is having to change some old bad habits. The band is really only a bridge to get you to a healthier lifestyle....you still have to do your part....but that's also one of the biggest rewards. The weight loss is pretty rewarding too, lol. It sucks that you may not have strong family support. But there are a ton of friendly people here that will try and help. I would strongly recommend that you start researching all weight loss surgeries before you decide which, if any, are right for you. Good luck!
  2. Doesn't excuse the incursion into violence. The protesters were way more credible and sympathetic when they were practicing civil disobedience. They're not gonna win hearts and minds by stomping some little old lady's crucifix...
  3. Yum....a lithium cocktail: 2 300 Mg tabs of Lithium (dissolved in a sweet cherry syrup) 1 shot of Vodka lemonaide to fill *shake well, pour over ice, let the magic begin* What's a good name for this delicious beverage, people??
  4. Sheesh, who uses multiquote like that? Heeheee...
  5. Yes. I'm cool, she's a nerd. Hey Beth, ya don't have to like it....ya just have to do it. So bitch away if needed.
  6. plain replied to tiffany1_3's topic in The Lounge
    Awesome! Congrats!
  7. Hmmmm....I've had some patients that have wallowed in their own mud. Even Febreeze couldn't make that situation tolerable. Gah! Lulu just metaphorically lit the fuse!! Everybody duck and cover!!
  8. ....and then the sun turned blood red! *Dum-Dum-DUM!!*
  9. Fantastic news! It does get easier. Hang in there. Sounds like it was liquids for you that whole night too, heehee....ewww.
  10. You smell like rainbows and awesomeness! At the very least you are a powerful semiomnipotent visionary....
  11. At the risk of getting called politically misguided, I have to say: Keith Olbermann is clinically insane. He is the left wing counterpart of Rush Limbaugh, and I have to wonder about the concept of justice in a world where both have their own show.
  12. Congrats on his success. There's a whole "men's group" section here he might want to check out. Sounds like he's doing awesome so far!
  13. Hi merrid. Welcome to the site. There are a ton of experiences on here, both good and not-so-good. BTW, there is a whole section on the gastric sleeve here. That might be a good place to start asking questions (sleeve vs. band questions). Good luck!
  14. Hi Beauty. Don't sweat the slight weight gain on the supervised diet. If you lost great on that you wouldn't need the band. I wouldn't worry too much about the coordinator, either. I'm sure the staff is too busy to call all the patients and let everybody know......would have been nice, though. Anyway, good luck.
  15. I've looked for cammo undies, but I couldn't find any. *Zing!*
  16. What brother / sister thing? I thought Deliverence was all about creepy hillbillies? Although, to be honest.....who among us could resist Ned Beatty??
  17. First question: Where did they film Ferris?
  18. hahahahaha...it was the *ting* sound effect that really sold it!!
  19. Precisely the reason I'll only wear brown colored undies.
  20. I know on an intellectual level that most porn degrades women. But I also know on a hormonal level what the appeal is. I also think a conversation is in order. If the porn bothers you, tell him. If it doesn't bother you, just reiterate that it would be a very bad day if his 10 y/o daughter found his graphic porn stash.
  21. Exactly! Teeth-havin' bastards. Hells Yeah! *takes sip of "Pappy's Corn Squeezins'"*
  22. So you think God is male, Lulu? I figured you be one that would refer to God as "she". Since you're one o' them liberals and all.:thumbup: BTW, My concealed carry permit finally came through! Now I'm looking at some Thunderwear.
  23. I rarely, rarely check my CP. We're MySpace friends, though, and that's where the cool kids play (suck it, facebook). The guilt has taken over, though....so I'll go friend ya. We eat our sammaches on that curb. WE just chew and watch. Chew and watch. Nerd. Ahem....the first rule of admin club is to never mention admin club.

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