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  1. Hey don't jump to conclusions just because I'm from the south, ok? I'm not just biased against homosexuals. I also dislike blacks, jews, and women. That's why I wear Confederate Secret brand underpants. Confederate Secret....the only drawers that hate crawling up as much as they hate interracial marriage. Just a little joke to make sure we're all still buddies here. Right buddies? Thanks for standing up for my peoples. Let's talk reparations. Well, sometimes being a mod means that you have to watch certain things to make sure everybody plays nice. And sometimes I see something so out there that I comment, even if I shouldn't. I'm waaaaaaaay worse about this than Susan.
  2. Legal brief filed as we speak. Damn yankees. Thinkin' they're mo betta -n- such....with their fancy non-moving houses and their store-bought liquor.
  3. Somebody's been peeking at the google history on my computer.
  4. Thanks Susan, I fight my grammer and syntax all the time.
  5. Totally normal. Some people feel restriction right out of surgery....but for most of us, it takes a few "fills" or "adjustments" to hit the restriction sweet spot. It took me 3 fills.
  6. DO NOT ACTIVATE! A ninja Chuck Norris Android would be unstoppable, and might overthrow our country on his quest for world domination. The original Chuck may be a little.....aged....to take on the android. Thus, the only counterbalance would be for scientists to build a time machine, and go back in time to retrieve The Octagon Chuck.
  7. Uh, can you please start dropping your G's? You're from the south.....the correct pronunciation is "puddin". Thanks.
  8. I agree 1000% with this, This is exactly what I have been trying to say in my usual plodding, ineloquent manner.. True, Jesus did honor God's covenant with the Jews. I believe he still does. He told Peter, however, that to reach the gentiles, Peter should not be bound by the old Jewish covenant. In a nutshell, the Jews still have their covenant and the Christians have theirs. Just to clarify why Christians can eat pork and not be circumcised. Ah but it is slowly happening. Look for people with non-normal BMI's being forced to lose weight or pay more for employer work-provided insurance. Same as with the smokers. See, I don't really see that. I think she's just being herself. I could be wrong, though. I find her posts well-written and honest. Most importantly, RSG doesn't sink to personal attacks or to emotional propaganda to make her points. That's why I can respect a fine mind like hers, even if we disagree on a subject.
  9. It's kind of like that, except not as good. Um, yeah....that's it. That's the ticket.... Lost me @ clamato juice. Blech! Is that an official Bible college pronouncement? Sorry, Susan, but I'm the part-time night manager of hell....nobody gets stoned there. Oh wait, you meant hit with stones.....nevermind, carry on.
  10. Well, you know....I can't do both at the same time!!
  11. I don't think it's the homosexual community is trying to force this particular issue as much as some judicial activists. I'm not for gay "marriage" (and I realize that this is in direct opposition to my libertarian streak), but I certainly don't begrudge the general population for stumping / voting when the opportunity presents itself.
  12. I think there need to be rehearsals....My personal dancing style closely mimics that of the Midnight Oil singer (awkwardly jerky and spasmic).....so I need some practice. I can two-step and I can bust a mean "robot". That makes me a dancin' machine!
  13. I'm afraid you're wrong about that. I however, remain right. :laugh:
  14. Yes. Yes I have. Just don't ask where the "tuning knobs" for this device are located.
  15. And to eventually settle the arguement, we could have a dance-off. Hey, let's set it up for the next lapband convention!
  16. It's not that I'm narrow-minded....It's just that I'm right and everybody else is wrong.
  17. Hey Bre! Welcome to the site. My advice is do your research and follow Dr's orders closely....and to keep us posted!
  18. Hey from Texas.
  19. But Green, that's how I like my women....diseased and violent!!
  20. Ok then, what about polygamists? Are you cool with that?
  21. Madame, please! I am married! Otherwise I would accept your wanton proposition.
  22. Great....Now ya tell me....
  23. Yeah, it can have vasoconstrictive effects. I'd think that healing wouldn't really be compromised unless the individual already had some circulatory problems, though. My doc told me that he advises against it because of the diuretic effect (and I drink lots of Water. Lots of water), so I personally thought it was an acceptable risk. Of course, I'm pretty much an idiot, so you really can't go wrong by doing the opposite of what I do...
  24. Every. Single. Thread.

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