Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Who's this they everyone keeps talking about? I'm confused....

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something????

I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid.

Did Jesus return???

Who's this they everyone keeps talking about? I'm confused....

The voices in your head, darling. Do what they say.

You know, THEY. THE THEY. The they that "just because you think THEY are out to get you doesn't mean THEY aren't" THEY.

Okay, is it just me or are there really 18 posts on the boards about left shoulder pain??

And, people just have to read what they write before they hit "post"!! Case in point:

Today I stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. Coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos I took of myself last night. ( So I can remember how big I really was.)

Uh... Now, if you read that along with the whole thread, it sort of made sense. But just the nekkidness and coffee...yikes

Had I not known better, I'da sworn I was on the johnson thread. Again.

Omg, one should NEVER be nekkid while hyped up on coffee! Don't ask how I know. I was made to pinkie swear that I would never tell that story. Ever. Again.

OMG has anyone read this thread yet going swimming at 1 and 1/2 weeks post op???????

The voices in your head, darling. Do what they say.

OH NO! Not the voices again!!

today i stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos i took of myself last night. ( so i can remember how big i really was.)

tmi tmi tmi

Okay, is it just me or are there really 18 posts on the boards about left shoulder pain??

And, people just have to read what they write before they hit "post"!! Case in point:

Today I stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. Coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos I took of myself last night. ( So I can remember how big I really was.)

Uh... Now, if you read that along with the whole thread, it sort of made sense. But just the nekkidness and coffee...yikes

Had I not known better, I'da sworn I was on the johnson thread. Again.

Yeah, the "erm" johnson thread is what I was thinking (hoping).

I will say with 1000000% honesty that I have NEVER had a naked photo of myself make me feel better. About anything.

Okay, so is HH being nice to Donna, the one who keeps changing her board name? Because he has STRICT ORDERS that he can't be nice to anybody else but Monkey and myself. I told him so when I had my stiletto heel in his back while wearing my dominatrix outfit. Yes, the latex one. Still too big to find it worthwhile to kill a whole cow just for me and my leather fetish. But one day. One day, Bessie will be cupping my ta-tas.

OMG has anyone read this thread yet going swimming at 1 and 1/2 weeks post op???????

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky.

Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid Coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em?

TPG

Okay, so is HH being nice to Donna, the one who keeps changing her board name? Because he has STRICT ORDERS that he can't be nice to anybody else but Monkey and myself. I told him so when I had my stiletto heel in his back while wearing my dominatrix outfit. Yes, the latex one. Still too big to find it worthwhile to kill a whole cow just for me and my leather fetish. But one day. One day, Bessie will be cupping my ta-tas.

Oh Beth, i told him the SAME thing when i was tightening that chastity belt (read cage for the johson) on him the other evening, just before I got out the coffee and the camera.

He is apparently very disobedient.

Yeah, the "erm" johnson thread is what I was thinking (hoping).

I will say with 1000000% honesty that I have NEVER had a naked photo of myself make me feel better. About anything.

Holy cow, me either!! I dodged the camera constantly -- CLOTHED! You mean somebody PURPOSELY took nekked pics of themselves??

What scares the crap outta me is they'll end up in somebody's LBT album. I already see WAAAAY too many post-op belly shots. Makes the coffee go down slooowly first thing in the morning.

One day, Bessie will be cupping my ta-tas.

And she'll be missing you cupping hers. Mooooooooo. She's still a bit peeved with you over the tipping incident.

And RM, I'm with you on the nekkid picture thing. OMG, I don't even want pics with clothes on!