Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky.

Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em?

TPG

I think 2 days ago she was going to remove her band with her nail clippers if she had to. Then she ate something thin her brother cooked up. ? Drama is best done by young teen women. I guess.

Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em?

HOLY SHIT, those were REAL?? I just remember sipping my coffee and then feeling a bit... dizzy... and hazy. YOU SLIPPED ME A RUFIE, didn't you?? YOU BEOTCH!!!

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad :biggrin: is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky.

I have answered several of her posts.

Oh Beth, i told him the SAME thing when i was tightening that chastity belt (read cage for the johson) on him the other evening, just before I got out the coffee and the camera.

He is apparently very disobedient.

Well then, we must punish him. Severely!

I take naked pictures of myself all the time.....

I think 2 days ago she was going to remove her band with her nail clippers if she had to. Then she ate something thin her brother cooked up. ? Drama is best done by young teen women. I guess.

So I'm missing more drama and angst? I should offer my help. People love it so.

I take naked pictures of myself all the time.....

Uh...

Yes, you are missing all the fun.

Uh...

Oops, did I say that out loud? Must be those voices again.

So I'm missing more drama and angst? I should offer my help. People love it so.

When you help so much that they ban you, stay in touch, ok? LOL

You do have a gentle way about you.

Now as to HH...he cheats on us with Wasabubblebutt, too.

That's what I get for playing Susie Homemaker and sewing all day.

OMG, I asked my doc if I could play tennis, have wild sex, ride a wild mustang, get a mustache and a tattoo, and be impregnated by HH and he said it was fine. Cause my band had slipped the last time I did all this without asking.

Then I read a post by a nun who said she went swimming with HH 2 days out and got preggers. He told her the band would save her soul but forgot to mention that it's not really birth control.

Then, after that, I read that someone on here actually called their surgeon at home to make sure that yellow was still the preferred color for pee.

Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem.

TPG

Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem.

No, you can't eat it unless it has lots of frosting.

When you help so much that they ban you, stay in touch, ok? LOL

Banned? ME?? :biggrin:

You do have a gentle way about you.

Warm and fuzzy is my way.

Now as to HH...he cheats on us with Wasabubblebutt, too.

That SLUT!!! And her too!

Carrie C...whatever the voices tell you, DO THE OPPOSITE.

Beth...NEVER let sewing come between you and the board EVER again.

TPG...do what you want. You will anyway.