Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sprinkles will make your band slip. Seems you've gone stooopid again. BTW, did Michael Jackson die?

No dear, MJ didn't die. He's just in a hyperbaric chamber in heaven.

Okay, why am I hearing the EEEEE EEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE sound from Psycho the second KC showed up??

I always thought of it as more of a

RINK RINK RINK sound but let's not quibble.

Sprinkles will make your band slip. Seems you've gone stooopid again.

AGAIN? Babe, I have learned how to keep it in perpetual motion.

BTW, did Michael Jackson die?

WHAT??? Don't EVEN kid around like that!

No dear, MJ didn't die. He's just in a hyperbaric chamber in heaven.

Whew. Glad to hear it. I hadn't heard anything about him in ever so long.

Okay, why am I hearing the EEEEE EEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE sound from Psycho the second KC showed up??

Thanks! There's another reason to avoid showering.

I always thought of it as more of a

RINK RINK RINK sound but let's not quibble.

RINK RINK RINK?? Are your inner voices off key again?

Well, it's YOUR possum

I've never heard an act of female self-gratification called "petting your possum", but whatever.....

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something????

I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid.

Um, I don't believe it, Liar McFibby.

You know, THEY. THE THEY. The they that "just because you think THEY are out to get you doesn't mean THEY aren't" THEY.:biggrin:

They = "the Man"

Today I stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. Coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos I took of myself last night. ( So I can remember how big I really was.)

Naked pictures make everything better. BTW, do you like the way I quoted the above? Makes it look like TPG was the one taking the naked pics. You're welcome, pool girl.

OMG has anyone read this thread yet going swimming at 1 and 1/2 weeks post op???????

Link, por favor.

Holy cow, me either!! I dodged the camera constantly -- CLOTHED! You mean somebody PURPOSELY took nekked pics of themselves??

What scares the crap outta me is they'll end up in somebody's LBT album. I already see WAAAAY too many post-op belly shots. Makes the coffee go down slooowly first thing in the morning.

Yeah, they'll end up in MY album. I collect these pictures to help.....well, the reason I collect them isn't really important.

Now dear, I think it's possible that just maybe, sorta, kinda, that some of the readers maybe don't, um, like you.

Beth? Not possible. Her style is sooooo gentle. Here, take the conversation I cut and pasted between Beth and a newb:

Newb - Hey, how long was everybody on liquids following surgery?

Beth - Look f*cktard, quit being so f*cking stoopid and wasting my f*cking time.

By the way, I had a quick question. If I pureed a pan of lasagna and then administered it via an enema, could it hurt my band? Could it hurt my marriage?

Thanks! There's another reason to avoid showering.

Like you need a reason

Thanks! There's another reason to avoid showering.

If you did, you might find a sammich in your folds. YUM!

I've never heard an act of female self-gratification called "petting your possum", but whatever.....

Um, I don't believe it, Liar McFibby.

They = "the Man"

Naked pictures make everything better. BTW, do you like the way I quoted the above? Makes it look like TPG was the one taking the naked pics. You're welcome, pool girl.

Link, por favor.

Yeah, they'll end up in MY album. I collect these pictures to help.....well, the reason I collect them isn't really important.

Beth? Not possible. Her style is sooooo gentle. Here, take the conversation I cut and pasted between Beth and a newb:

Newb - Hey, how long was everybody on liquids following surgery?

Beth - Look f*cktard, quit being so f*cking stoopid and wasting my f*cking time.

By the way, I had a quick question. If I pureed a pan of lasagna and then administered it via an enema, could it hurt my band? Could it hurt my marriage?

Oh plain. if you promise to dress up like Tim Curry, well....Wasa and Beth can have HH.

Oddly entertaining, no...just reading the "responses".

Beth? Not possible. Her style is sooooo gentle. Here, take the conversation I cut and pasted between Beth and a newb:

Newb - Hey, how long was everybody on liquids following surgery?

Beth - Look f*cktard, quit being so f*cking stoopid and wasting my f*cking time.

That subtle, eh?

I need to get laid more often. No reason. Just thought I'd put that in there.

By the way, I had a quick question. If I pureed a pan of lasagna and then administered it via an enema, could it hurt my band? Could it hurt my marriage?

Depends on who you're administering the enema to... :biggrin:

Excuse me, but the preferred method for administering lasagna puree is always an enema. What are you, a newbie??

If you did, you might find a sammich in your folds. YUM!

OMG now THAT is sick.

Oh plain. if you promise to dress up like Tim Curry, well....Wasa and Beth can have HH.

Wasa skeers me. Makes me look all soft'n fluffy. I should post more where she does so people will notice my niceness more. I'm really not a bitch. No, really. SHUDDUP, I AM NOT. F*ckers.

And actually a Lasagna Puree Enema is often prescribed post op if people take too much of their "opioid based" pain pills.