Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Well Dang, they didn't tell me that part. I guess my band won't work for sure now.

But my sister's husband's cousin's half brother's girlfriend told me I could eat anything pureed in a blender as long as I drink it standing on my head. Is that wrong?

LOL, obviously not if you're an August bandster.

Dang, I'm a May 2008 banster so I guess I lose again.

Snicker.

Hmmm, the lasagna folks are getting testy. I'll admit it - I found the thread and mentioned it here 'cause I was sure it had to be a joke. Guess not.

Now rumor has it...there's a recipe for fake lasagna on the boards. If you puree that, are you okay??? I mean, come on, it's fake.... Or am I wrong?

And you gotta be petting a possum at the same time. Really. It's true.

Okay, is that some sort of sexual reference? :biggrin:

Cuz we don't tolerate that here unless I'm involved in some way.

Okay, is that some sort of sexual reference? :biggrin:

Cuz we don't tolerate that here unless I'm involved in some way.

Well, it's YOUR possum :biggrin:

Hmmm, the lasagna folks are getting testy.

Well, they are newly banded. Makes 'em cranky.

I just whipped up (oh snorkle) a possum quiche. It's good for ANY phase of the lab band.

Well, they are newly banded. Makes 'em cranky.

:biggrin::biggrin:

Just when I think I've heard it all, something new pops up!!

Whip the possum. Hmmm, sounds like some sort of kinky game that HH or plain would be at the center of.

I just whipped up (oh snorkle) a possum quiche. It's good for ANY phase of the lab band.

Please share with the rest of us beotches.

No. You'll just post it on the "Food and Nutrition" page.

And yes, Beth, perceptive as ever. It involves possum, HH, Plain, Tim Curry, a couple of saddles, and some latex.

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something????

I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid.

And I loves me some possum quiche...although I pronounce it as quicky

ooooh latex.

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something????

I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid.

And I loves me some possum quiche...although I pronounce it as quicky

LOL

And well you know they say there's a thin (thin oh snorkle again) line between love and hate. And...where there's smoke there's fire. And they say other things too. They say stuff. At any rate....anger=passion...?

I'd hate to lose HH though. :biggrin: She can't abuse him like we can.