Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Okay, Beth, it seems you have scared the lasagna-slush eater. Good work! And WTH is going on with the before/after photos? OOOOooooh, an imposter. Ha, she didn't really understand just HOW devoted to LBT some of us are. We troll, scan and find (read: make up) any and all posts that are ugly, stoooopid, fake, etc. I think she seriously under-estimated us.

So, I'm bored. No wine. No chocolate. And no lasagna.

TPG

TPG~ I think e18 has a new best friend!

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/fallen-off-progress-train-help-100235/

You are all busy again today - having a hard time keeping up as I was out getting new pictures of myself - I'm thinking Cindy Crawford???

Aahhhhh - feeling the love

........looking around... worried about stalker nature of Beth....

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Okay, Beth, it seems you have scared the lasagna-slush eater. Good work! And WTH is going on with the before/after photos? OOOOooooh, an imposter. Ha, she didn't really understand just HOW devoted to LBT some of us are. We troll, scan and find (read: make up) any and all posts that are ugly, stoooopid, fake, etc. I think she seriously under-estimated us.

So, I'm bored. No wine. No chocolate. And no lasagna.

TPG

I've had two mojitos and I'm trying to cut fabric for a sewing project. Thinkin' that's a bad idea.

I wanna attend an E18 party. Whooo hooo. I'm nearly drooling with excitement . I'm so glad she has a friend. 'Cause she's new I think. I wonder if she is getting a band???? Or has one? Or wants to remove one?? Urgh.

TPG

I've had two mojitos and I'm trying to cut fabric for a sewing project. Thinkin' that's a bad idea.

Why? Sounds like a great idea to me. Scissors and booze = a masterpiece OR a trip to the ER!

You are all busy again today - having a hard time keeping up as I was out getting new pictures of myself - I'm thinking Cindy Crawford???

As your "after"? Sure! Why not!

I've had two mojitos and I'm trying to cut fabric for a sewing project. Thinkin' that's a bad idea.

Probably not a good idea! But if you don't bleed on the fabric and cut close to the lines - you might be okay!

ALERT:

If you attend e18 partys....you can hasz lazagna too!! Somebody stop me. Please .

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I think I need some protection!

You know Monkey - for a nanner sucking, knuckle dragging, flea-ridden mongrel - you're statements to the lasagna eaters and lovers were very profound - almost enlightened. Kuddos!

I wanna attend an E18 party. Whooo hooo. I'm nearly drooling with excitement . I'm so glad she has a friend. 'Cause she's new I think. I wonder if she is getting a band???? Or has one? Or wants to remove one?? Urgh.

TPG

Hey, we could eat the fruit salad! I am going to have a party in 2012 and I am going to have a bunch of booze, pizza and popcorn - how much should I eat?

Got out of the pool today and some crazy stalker snapped this photo of me!

I think I need some protection!

You know Monkey - for a nanner sucking, knuckle dragging, flea-ridden mongrel - you're statements to the lasagna eaters and lovers were very profound - almost enlightened. Kuddos!

She always shows me up, saying what I say almost exactly... except without the snark... and the disdain... or the F word. But other than that, it's EXACTLY THE SAME.

Hey, we could eat the fruit salad! I am going to have a party in 2012 and I am going to have a bunch of booze, pizza and popcorn - how much should I eat?

As much as you can shove in you. You wanna really TEST the pouch.

Got out of the pool today and some crazy stalker snapped this photo of me!

DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!