Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Oooohhhh - I think I resent that!

Well what are you gonna do about it??

But I got one

Hehe, honey, I'm guessing they didn't show you the chart. You know, the chart? Like a pyramid eye chart? You were up top.

Apparently telling people not to liquify lasagna three days post-op and WHY it's bad news is evil and bitchy. I hope their band slips. :w00t:

So obviously I meet the beotch criteria.

Hehe, honey, I'm guessing they didn't show you the chart. You know, the chart? Like a pyramid eye chart? You were up top.

:w00t::sad::w00t::w00t::sneaky::eek::frown::w00t::wub::w00t::tt2::sad:

Apparently telling people not to liquify lasagna three days post-op and WHY it's bad news is evil and bitchy. I hope their band slips. :w00t:

Yea Beth that is so MEAN to tell people. What were you thinking?

:tt2::sad::w00t::wub::eek::w00t::w00t::frown::w00t::w00t::eek::sad:

You dinna know, didja? :sneaky:

I'm pregnant and I want a band. Does anyone know a doctor who will give me one right now? Will my insurance cover it? The anestesia won't hurt my baby will it? Please answer soon.

Now ya gone and done it. Have you SEEN his stash of toys? Good grief, he makes Larry Flint say WOWZA.

Who are y'all to judge me? I'm taking my inflatable sheep and my glass coffee table and I'm going home!

guess it would be really dumb to drink and review unless i plan to test drunk, too.

Isn't that how you passed your boards so far, though?

I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make me ready to see plain's, um, toys. Nope.

Look, you make it sound like I'm the only one that has a Verne Troyer sex doll and an "Oprah"-brand ball gag! Dammit, who DOESN"T have this stuff, am I right ladies?

And smelling like leather. Don't forget that!

I actually smell like Old books, Chloroform, and Desperation.

And I'm sorry, I'd rather smell a bloated body that's been floating in Water for a week than the whole latex thing

But.....but....that's how I look naked. Haven't you seen my facebook shower pic?

Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

Yep. One for each testicle.

Everything here IS big. My butt, my boobs, my thighs....

Say it slower! I'm almost there!

this is easily the worst conversation I've read on this site..on any site for that matter...

Really? The worst conversation I've ever read was a technical question of a scatalogical nature. Uh, it was for a friend of mine.

Swallowing live goldfish at frat parties again? You tramp...

And "goldfish" is really a codeword, right?

All my exes were hung like stallions. really.

Hey, me too. Oops, sorry....I thought you said "scallions".

You don't want him - Plain's been there!

Look, just because I had an "experimantal" summer camp experience doesn't mean I'm gay. I'm not. Neither is my boyfriend.

Look, just because I had an "experimantal" summer camp experience doesn't mean I'm gay. I'm not. Neither is my boyfriend.

I know - it's ok. It would be ok if you were though too - we'd still love you!

Look I have the hots for Tim Curry in drag, thanks to that darn Beth. I don't care anymore about all your petty problems. !!!!

Oh and KC you are a beotch. Own it, woman. Own it.

Oh and KC you are a beotch. Own it, woman. Own it.

Shoot, she wrote the book. She's my hero. I think I love her.

By the way, Monkey, you've done a fantabulous job thus far. Of course you know we hate you now, right? And by "we" I mean me. Beotch...

Aahhhhh - feeling the love

........looking around... worried about stalker nature of Beth....