Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Help. Save me from myself. There are a few threads I'm curious about: Bad Taste in Mouth, Too Tight, Slipped and a few more. Stop me before I go visiting...

They really should come up with better titles, doncha think?

Gotta add the newest....where I get stuck... Oh man.

Gotta add the newest....where I get stuck... Oh man.

Should we forewarn them about the donkeys?

No way, Jose. Donkeys are an added surprise to the whole LB experience.

Im wandering if the bad taste in my mouth thread and the Johnson thread are somehow related?

You betcha, Jennifer!

Ewwwwww! Some people will put anything in there mouths. Lol

Im wandering if the bad taste in my mouth thread and the Johnson thread are somehow related?

Uh, YEAH! Gawd, some of you people are SOOOO stoopid...

Ewwwwww! Some people will put anything in there mouths. Lol

As long as you don't stretch your band, anything goes!

Somehow I think it would stretch I a whole lot less than eating chicken strips. And besides I am always looking for new sources of protein.

Somehow I think it would stretch I a whole lot less than eating chicken strips. And besides I am always looking for new sources of protein.

Sperm.

Or you could just puree your meat and sip it through a straw.

Pureed meat gross!! I could never put anything like that in my mouth!!! What kind of girl do you think I am?

Pureed meat gross!! I could never put anything like that in my mouth!!! What kind of girl do you think I am?

You know I can't answer that. This IS a family site, after all.

Okay, but what if you were a beotch before getting the band?

Well, that's part of the insurance requirements. You can only get a band if you're a beotch.

But I got one

Well, maybe they just THOUGHT you were a beotch?