Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Honey,

It's not just doing it doggy-style. You gotta do the doggy.

Boy, there is so much mis-information on this thread.

Honey,

It's not just doing it doggy-style. You gotta do the doggy.

Boy, there is so much mis-information on this thread.

Been there, done that. Got caught by the cops AND all 12 of the kids. What's your point?

Holy cow, I found that thread.

Ought to direct here here. She'd be better off with the info in this thread than pureeing her lasagna THREE days out! Wow...

You mean to tell me I could have eaten double stuff the whole time. Damn my nutritionist for not giving me proper information.

And you're fine as long as the doggy is small. Labs and collies yes. But great Danes will cause band slippage.

Scavenger Hunt:

a pissy poster

anyone with pnk in their user name

a post by HH that does NOT include mentioning a bad band experience

a post by a young user with a short user name that does not include whining

anyone who stuck to their pre-op or post-op

Winner gets: Donkey Show/Possum Gram/Free LapBand

You mean to tell me I could have eaten double stuff the whole time. Damn my nutritionist for not giving me proper information.

Is she a scrawny little witch??

And you're fine as long as the doggy is small. Labs and collies yes. But great Danes will cause band slippage.

I heard/read/made up that St. Bernard slobber can erode your band.

OMG, DON'T EAT SUSHI!! The raw fish has still got enough nerve jump in it to wrap around the band and choke you to death!!! I swear I just heard about it!!!

Scavenger Hunt:

a pissy poster

anyone with pnk in their user name

a post by HH that does NOT include mentioning a bad band experience

a post by a young user with a short user name that does not include whining

anyone who stuck to their pre-op or post-op

Winner gets: Donkey Show/Possum Gram/Free LapBand

Hmmm....

Well, the last one was easy since I did just that.

And found the lasagna thread. And posted.

Yeah, that happened to me! Darned crazy fish. But I don't have a band. Wonder what that was about.

Yeah, that happened to me! Darned crazy fish. But I don't have a band. Wonder what that was about.

Swallowing live goldfish at frat parties again? You tramp...

OH OH OH OH

If I get my band filled SOOPER tight will it cut off the bottom of my stomach and give me the sleeve?

Because the sleeve is obviously better than the band. that's what I read and what my neighbor's cousin said.

OMG, in the Men's Room they're discussing their johnsons. I just happened to see the thread...and well, you know...curious... Eeek. I wanted to be sure they didn't have any wrong info about bands . So that's why I was there. Honest.

And Beth, it wasn't goldfish. It was those mean fishies that fight with each other. Ouch. But I did hear that they are band-safe so if you and hubby....well, ya know.

TPG

Yay, Monkey came to play in our sandbox. No poo throwing, please! And, really, honest, I only checked the johnson thread again 'cause I thought they might need my expert opinion on band things. Really.

TPG

I would think HH's response on the erm johnson thread would qualify for one of your scavenger hunt reqs.

Speaking of which, my aunt's cousin's BFF's first teacher said that "head hunger" can be controlled by having a 2nd band installed around the neck. Is this true? Can I get it done locally? Will my insurance pay? Do I have to have a low IQ to qualify?

No you have to go to China and insurance only pays if your face stays purple 9 out of 24 hrs / day.

What the hell is all this talk about head hunger? I don't WANT any heads! Eyes and cheeks and tongues -- NO HEADS!

Oh excuse me ma'am but I believe you have previously said you do want heads - something about 2 at a time......Let's try to tell the truth once in a while - I'm sure it must be difficult to keep all the lies straight when you get to be such an old hag!

By the way, if my band is too tight, can I get constipated? I'm not pooing very well. And when I do, it's got this strange "ring" shape to it...

Ok I don't know who you been talkin to but if you're pooping then you are eating too much - gheez don't you have any self control - what are you a glutinous sloth of whoring walrus?!

Hey I've been banded for nearly a year. I can eat a whole gallon of ice cream, a pack of oreos and a plate of chicken strips in sitting. Do you think I need a fill?

No - you just need a life and someone to install a locking device on your big fat loser head - maybe something from one of the Saw movies

Shee-it, I can one-up ya... cake batter, baby.

No No NO - it's called ice cream blended with brownies, hot fudge, caramel sauce, oreo cookies topped with whipped cream - amateurs!

So my question is (in reference to this biggest loser 427, 518, 613 or whatever # it was) at what point in reading this thread did they decide that this was the worst - and how much more did they sickly enjoy reading it or just continue to read it before they posted their response?!