Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yes, personally I do prefer an aged leather to either spandex OR latex.

Omg, I don't think my stomach could keep anything down after smelling Plain after he's removed a body suit of latex.

Anyone got a saddle?

You kiddin?

**rummages around in bedroom closet**

Need a crop too? Spurs?

Omg, I don't think my stomach could keep anything down after smelling Plain after he's removed a body suit of latex.

Once you get past the visual, the aroma isn't so bad.

AND...yes I'll take spurs and the crop. What a good friend you are. And don't pretend you have to "rummage" around for it It's all there in your "special" room.

Once you get past the visual, the aroma isn't so bad.

AND...yes I'll take spurs and the crop. What a good friend you are. And don't pretend you have to "rummage" around for it It's all there in your "special" room.

Yeah, well...

And I'm sorry, I'd rather smell a bloated body that's been floating in water for a week than the whole latex thing...

You guys are hilarious! And who said anything about drunk?!?! I am just happy thank you very much! No slurred words (of course, I'm not talking either) or falling down (not walking either,just sitting on edge of bed). I am not sick (I took my b-vitamin, and a phen...phenag...hell I can't spell it). I am quite fine.

You guys are hilarious! And who said anything about drunk?!?! I am just happy thank you very much! No slurred words (of course, I'm not talking either) or falling down (not walking either,just sitting on edge of bed). I am not sick (I took my b-vitamin, and a phen...phenag...hell I can't spell it). I am quite fine.

Yeah, uh-huh... Ever watch Intervention? They ALL say that.

Yeah, uh-huh... Ever watch Intervention? They ALL say that.

OMG!***looking around*** How did you know that was me???

Yeah, well...

And I'm sorry, I'd rather smell a bloated body that's been floating in water for a week than the whole latex thing...

I think that quirky little latex aversion is what ruined your blossoming career in the adult film industry, isn't it?

OMG!***looking around*** How did you know that was me???

Don't feel bad Slim We all know it's just the phenergan talking.

I wanna get a band, but I think I'll just only drink protein shakes. Does anyone think that will work? Because I just can't stand the thought of vomiting. Please answer soon.

OMG!***looking around*** How did you know that was me???

C'mon, SLIM? That's SO a name of the type of person you find on that show.

I think that quirky little latex aversion is what ruined your blossoming career in the adult film industry, isn't it?

That and those butt tongs. I drew the line at the tongs. And no, I don't mean tHongs.

I wanna get a band, but I think I'll just only drink protein shakes. Does anyone think that will work? Because I just can't stand the thought of vomiting. Please answer soon.

Well, whether you're vomiting protein shakes or double-double cheeseburgers, the result is the same. So... which would you rather have? Cuz I promise, you will vomit either way. What they don't tell you is that is how you lose the weight. The band works like a mini trampoline which bounces everything back up. So enjoy the burger. Before it comes back up, of course...

I've had my band 3 hours and I just got home from the hospital and I hate it and i want it out. can I just go back and get it removed? will insurance pay?

I heard Plain is oiling up his leathers for tonight. Think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror:

Oh the Horror of it! get it? The thought of plain , I, I just can't go there!

Ok, so I hate to admit this too, but I have never watched all of Rocky Horry!!! I have seen parts of it it other movies, and other parts in the "Where are They Now" thing that was on TV.

Unless you are high or drunk your really not missing a whole lot. Except MeatLoaf singing.

Ok, typing after drinking is reallly hard. I cannot tell you how many times I have hit back space to make this sound...(I can't even spell the freaking word that I am thinking of!).

I don't have to be drinking to not be able to type. I just can't!

I've had my band 3 hours and I just got home from the hospital and I hate it and i want it out. can I just go back and get it removed? will insurance pay?

Oh go cry about it! WHAAA put on your big girl panties and get over it. Insurance won't pay for removal. didn't you read the really really fine print? You have it put in your stuck!