Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Well I advanced to mushies and I feel better now. K?

You're supposed to start mushies on the way home from the hospital.

We stopped for chicken strips and a big mac, ok?

Geez you're meaner than my surgeon.

Well don't you know that's what happens when you get a band? It makes you mean. That's how it works.

HAG-

You called???

SOme education you got TExas - everything there might be big except your brain - thought VA would improve you guess not. My suggestion -Get a dictionary or better yet an almanac!

Everything here IS big. My butt, my boobs, my thighs....

Doof, what will an almanac tell me besides weather patterns? DUH>>>

And Houston was farther away from Alabammy than where I am in Virginia from West Virginia. I'm closer to stoopid.

HELLO. I have family in TX, VA & W-BY-GOD-VA.

I feel insulted and abused in so many ways, it's resembling my past relationships...

Wasn't there something about that gag order?

Like, "Wear this, bitch, while I take pictures?"

Oh, honey, we TOLD you to avoid Plain's Firefly....

Is that like Fire-Crotch?

I wish I could whore around.

I start classes next Wed at the ghetto-college. Wanna come?

Probably not a bad idea. The 80's called and they want his hairstyle back anyway.

I heard 80s hair could get you preggers.

If you go to Craigslist I am sure you could find a free donkey!

Why bother with Craigslist? You can go to Hooters and find jackasses everywhere....

Anyone got a saddle?

Yes...just wipe that, um, liquid off. It's okay, I've been tested. A lot.

Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

4....I wanted a trophy of "that night".

Well don't you know that's what happens when you get a band? It makes you mean. That's how it works.

Okay, but what if you were a beotch before getting the band?

Okay, but what if you were a beotch before getting the band?

Umm...YOU tell us.

Umm...YOU tell us.

I would, but I could potentially implicate myself in no less than five crimes.

I would, but I could potentially implicate myself in no less than five crimes.

:smile2:

I don't get it have you all worked to much today?

I don't get it have you all worked to much today?

One can certainly work AND fire off witty repartee and zingers.

Speaking of which, my aunt's cousin's BFF's first teacher said that "head hunger" can be controlled by having a 2nd band installed around the neck. Is this true? Can I get it done locally? Will my insurance pay? Do I have to have a low IQ to qualify?

You have to have NO IQ to qualify. The fact that you were able to type a response means...No surgery for you! (said in my best imitation of the Soup Nazi)

Speaking of which, my aunt's cousin's BFF's first teacher said that "head hunger" can be controlled by having a 2nd band installed around the neck. Is this true? Can I get it done locally? Will my insurance pay? Do I have to have a low IQ to qualify?

Your IQ must be less than your BMI. On an odd Thursday. But not if you ate possum 2 days ago. That head hunger won't be a prob if you eat ALL of the possum - ears and teeff too. You cain't get no band local...got to go to one of them backwoods kinda places. Band'll look great around neck. Add some pop tops and you got yourself quite a necklace. It'll also bring in "talkin" from space. And, I KNOW your aunt's cousin's BFF. She ain't no teacher. She just says that so's she can use her paddle.

TPG

Edited August 10, 200917 yr by ThePoolGirl
stooopid corded mouse :(

Your IQ must be less than your BMI. On an odd Thursday. But not if you ate possum 2 days ago. That head hunger won't be a prob if you eat ALL of the possum - ears and teeff too. You cain't get no band local...got to go to one of them backwoods kinda places. Band'll look great around neck. Add some pop tops and you got yourself quite a necklace. It'll also bring in "talkin" from space. And, I KNOW your aunt's cousin's BFF. She ain't no teacher. She just says that so's she can use her paddle.

TPG