Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Please, don't study or test drunk because if you pass, that would mean you would have to work drunk. I don't think I would feel comfortable with a drunk nurse working on me. Just saying....

How are the studies coming?

I thought plain Lives in a u-haul. At least, that's what he told me when he showed me his, um, toys.

Slim is always ready for fun. Take my word on that one! :laugh:

She's a good wingman.

I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make me ready to see plain's, um, toys. Nope. Now, the pink wig and cone bra? I am so there!:thumbup:

I haven't even cracked a nursing book since May 4, the day before my last final. HOWEVER I figure either I know it or I don't. Better to find out now if I don't...and a week or two of hysterical study won't make the diff. Can you tell I don't suffer from test anxiety? LOL

I am going to review though...by taking "sample" NCLEXes. If I have a huge data gap, that should reveal it. I think I'll pass; we'll see. If not, better I find out and take steps to correct it.

I'm thinking/hoping to go into psych nursing anyway (which many nurses don't even consider part of the profession...) we'll see! Pass the NCLEX then I'll worry about what to do.

hmmm psych nursing...I have a BIL that could realllllllllyyyyy use some assistance so...take that test soon so you know?

I heard Plain is oiling up his leathers for tonight. Think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror:

I hate to admit this, but Tim Curry was waayyy sexier than I will ever be!

Ok, so I hate to admit this too, but I have never watched all of Rocky Horry!!! I have seen parts of it it other movies, and other parts in the "Where are They Now" thing that was on TV. Ok, typing after drinking is reallly hard. I cannot tell you how many times I have hit back space to make this sound...(I can't even spell the freaking word that I am thinking of!).

I heard Plain is oiling up his leathers for tonight. Think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror:

OMG now I'm hot beyond words. Just imagining pink hair and the cone bra.......:thumbup::laugh:

Where is that damn donkey

Ok, typing after drinking is reallly hard. I cannot tell you how many times I have hit back space to make this sound...(I can't even spell the freaking word that I am thinking of!).

Hellooooo, that was my last night. Though I'm not admitting I was drunk. Buzzed a bit, yes, but definitely having fun. :thumbup:

Slim can't hold her liquor.....slim can't hold her liquor....

na na na na poo poo

OMG now I'm hot beyond words. Just imagining pink hair and the cone bra.......:thumbup::tt2::laugh:

And smelling like leather. Don't forget that!

Slim can't hold her liquor.....slim can't hold her liquor....

na na na na poo poo

Monkey's slingin' her poo again...

Yes, personally I do prefer an aged leather to either spandex OR latex.

Monkey's slingin' her poo again...

How handy for me that I'm full of it, huh?

Anyone got a saddle?